Marzipan Day

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January 12
Marzipan Day


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Ring ring ring

Incoming call from
Nonexistent Being

Tell me what? And my phone is not freaky!

Long time no hear! Good to know you're still alive. I'm fine, thanks for asking. How about you?

Danny...

Fine, fine, I'll tell you. I'm just dragging it out to make it more mysterious.

Mysterious my gluteus maximus. Get to the point.

Are you a biology major or something?

Danny!

Good grief. Fine. My last name may or may not be "Kessler".

...

Hello? Carolina?

Oh, sorry, hi.

And...?

Just to clarify, are you the one who hung out with Connor O'Dell in middle school?

Mhm.

You're the one who was Geo and Spelling Bee winner our 8th Grade year?

Uh-huh.

And you're the one whose parents were killed in the train wreck?

Yes.

So you are the one who moved to Vermont to live with your aunt and uncle?

Obviously.

You're the one who left without saying goodbye?

Um, yes.

And you are the one who insulted my very existence!

Yeah, about that...

Beeeep

Call ended

Wow, I envy her grudge-holding skills.


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