International Panic Day

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June 18
International Panic Day


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Ring ring ring

Incoming call from
Danny-boy

AHHHHHHHHHHHHH! *deep breath* AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

Ow, my poor ears.

AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

Shut up. Please.

AHHHH— You said please?

And thank you.

AHHHHHH! CAROLE SAID PLEASE!

And shut up.

WE NEED A WAY TO CELEBRATE AND I DON'T HAVE ANY IDEAS!!!

Chillax. My ears can't handle you.

We can't have a picnic if I'm here and you're there, and omigosh, cue the panic attack, and it's raining, and I don't want to go outside.

Breathe for once.

Omigosh, should I stop? I don't know what to doooo!

You sound like a teenage girl.

Is that a good or a bad thing? Is that a critical remark? I think that was an insult.

...specifically Ginny during her sophomore year of high school.

That was definitely an insult. Whatever shall I do? Oh, woe is me!

Three o'clock this afternoon. Our living rooms. Have food ready.

Oh, no! What if I don't remember all tha—

Goodbye.

Beeeep

Call ended

Rude.


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2020 - more like international panic year 0_0


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