Relaxation Day

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August 15
Relaxation Day


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Calling

Danny-boy
Ring ring ring

Hello?

Hey! I just arrived at the residence hall.

Is it nice?

The dorm? Yeah, it's okay. Nothing like home, though.

I'm sure not.

And...?

Mine's fine, too.

Ah, good.

...

Are you feeling any better?

Yeah, a little. I've been taking it pretty easy for the last couple days.

I hope the stress from school doesn't make you feel any worse.

I'll be okay. But you know what I'm not okay about?

No, what?

The fact that you went behind my back and colluded with Aunt.

...Oh. HAHAHAHahahaha!

...

Gosh, that's too funny. Did the plan work out?

Did I end up with a mouthful of soapy water? Why, yes, I did. Thanks for asking.

You are most welcome.

...

So... Do you want to get together before classes start?

That'd be nice.

Just nice?

Sorry, that would be absolutely wonderful.

Thank you. Let me get my calendar. How long do you think it'll take to get settled in?

Uh... Probably about a week or so?

Hmm... "Be An Angel Day"? Ah, that's impossible. "Ride Like the Wind Day"?

Don't even.

"I GOT TO RIIIIIIIDE, RIDE LIKE THE WIIIND, TO BE FREE AGAIIIN!"

Ugh.

"Pluto Demoted Day"? Too depressing. "Kiss And Make Up Day"? Ew, no. "Dog Appreciation Day"?

...

...

No.

Yes.

Absolutely not.

Why?!

You know why!

Oh, please.

You would be scared, too, if you went through what I did.

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