(2) Old Stuff Day

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March 2
(2) Old Stuff Day


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Ring ring ring

Incoming call from
Danny-boy

Wow. This is a pleasant surprise.

What? That I'm calling you?

No, that you didn't call me ridiculously late.

Oh. Well, I pulled into a gas station just to call you.

Aw, you're so sweet.

And to fill up on gas.

So... how's today been so far?

Eh, could be worse. Horrible traffic for about an hour. I saw a bad accident. I had a flashback, but I pulled off to the side the road in time. I was okay after a few minutes.

Oh, I'm sorry about that.

You didn't do anything, so don't apologize.

I'm sorry for saying sorry.

You're forgiven.

If you don't mind me asking, what caused the accident?

I think a car skidded on ice and plowed into a semi.

Eek.

Ja.

Well, avoid all icy spots, stay safe, buckle up, and call me tomorrow.

Really?

Not at an ungodly hour, mind you.

As you wish.

Uh, no, you don't love me.

I thought we already went over this.

Went over what?

That we love each other in a best friend-y way.

Yeah, but Westley meant it in a romantic, girlfriend-boyfriend way.

Eh, technicalities, technicalities.

Just... be careful, okay?

Don't worry, I'll guard the car with my life.

Danny...

I'll guard my body, too. If the car's safe, I'm safe.

Let us hope. Bye, Danny-boy. Love you in a non-romantic way. Talk to you later.

Bye, Carole dear. Love you in that same non-romantic way. Ta ta for now.

Beeeep

Call ended


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Gosh, Danny. get your Princess Bride facts right. Jeez.
(rip William Goldman)


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