Strawberry Ice Cream Day

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January 15
Strawberry Ice Cream Day


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Why did the dinosaur cross the road? Because the chicken hadn't evolved yet.

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Aw my heart </3
I'm going on vacation for a week, so updates will probably be iffy.
Thx for understanding! ^^


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