Girlfriend's Day

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August 1
Girlfriend's Day


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Thump patter patter patter CRASH slam

...Ouch.

Danny looks up from the novel he is reading and sees Carolina sprawled across the floor.

You okay?

I'm fine. Actually, I'm more than fine. I'm amazing. I'm marvelous! I'm splendiferous, even!

Oh?

I'm on top of the world, looking down on creation!

That's a scary thought.

Oh, hush up.

What happened?

Caleb and I are official now.

Perfect timing.

Wasn't it?

You're ready for the commitment.

Danny-boy, let's be honest; you're a bigger commitment.

I'm... flattered?

You're welcome.

I should be the one saying that.

Why?

Do you really think Caleb knew it was Girlfriend's Day?

Yes.

...

...No...?

Bingo.

Of course, you had a hand in this.

What did you expect?

A self-sufficient boyfriend who doesn't need his cousin's help to be romantic.

Wow, you have high standards.

Haha.

Let me remind you why his past three girlfriends broke up with him.

True.

...

...

He's such an idiot.

Just like you!

Gee, thanks.

You're welcome.

Hey, we already went over this.

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