Ron had recently just broken up with himself. Yes, he broke up with himself. Let's just say Ron is a little crazy so he dates himself and shia like that. Anyways, Ron was eating chicken when he realized he felt true love between him and the chicken. So he made out with it. After that, Ron got an apple and was about to eat it. But then, Draco came out of nowhere.
"NOO, DON'T KILL IT! APPLE'S MY TRUE LOVE!" Screamed Draco.
"Dude I'm hungry, and I ain't eating my chicken so too bad," said Ron and then he got closer to the apple.
And closer.
And closer.
He was about to eat it.
Then he fell down.
Draco tackled him right when Ron was gonna eat the apple, and then Draco took Ron's chicken and screamed, "I'm gonna tear it up!" Ron yelled, and then had an idea. He took the apple and made out with it. "OMG WHAT?! THATS MY GIRLFRIEND MCFATTY!" Yelled Draco.
Apple and Ron fell in love with chicken. But apple still loved Draco, so she dated him too. So basically Ron's new girlfriends/boyfriend was a apple, chicken and Draco. It was fun dating three things and a person.
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