I'm Not Crazy Yet (editing)

Chapter 36: Queen Cydney

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Bet you didn't expect this did ya!
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"No you didn't win the game you threatened the guy there is a difference." Says Skittles as he walks to the right of me holding my leash with a death grip I mean to let up a dude that's just mean

"Pshh" I wave away his comment like I could see his words in the air in really bad rainbow word art font and carry on holding the giant duck that Mr Coco got me. "I didn't threaten no nobody!" I say in a huff "Technically that was Mr Coco." I say as I skip and hug my duck that I have called BobBobbington the Twenty-Second, he had ski goggles on so he looked kinda like Gunner did but better because Gunner wasn't a duck. Ducks rule! 💕

Mr Coco just grunted from the left of me holding onto my candy floss which we had just bought it was my tenth one of the night and we had only been here for an hour! Skittles tried to cut me off but after I bit him he decided to let me have as much as I wanted.

"Exactly you didn't win the game you got someone else to threaten the poor guy because you have terrible aim and knocked out a small child... OH GOD, YOU GOT ME SAYING NOW!" While Skittles had a midlife crisis I was heading to the Ferris wheel when I spotted Kai and Gunner in the line for it.

Syd: I wonder why they're going on the Ferris wheel it's so boring and slow and all the couples go on it making icky lovey-dovey fav-OMHOHMOLHMJSD BFJEABVADJSBNJIERWGBAJISFNBVQNBTQESIAG WE MUST GO ON THE FERRIS WHEEL!

Cyd: Um kay. Why?

Syd: Duh because there is only room for two people on the Ferris wheel. Wink wink nudge nudge.

Cyd: Oh okay. I'll take Skittles o-

Syd: NO!

"Ah, guys Syd's being weird again!" I announce to Skittle and Mr Coco but neither care as we had just walked up to Gunner and Kai who was looking all snug-

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHH!

"OMGOMGOMG MY SHIP IS HAPPENING I LOVE IT I WILL HAVE TO FILM IT!" I begin to jump and down as Skittles starts to complain

"Dez what the heck I thought we agreed not to allow her any more sugar!"

"I didn't give her any sugar you pea brain shes just excited- Aaah WHAT THE HELL CYDNEY!" I quickly jump attack Mr Coco and climb his back digging my feet into his butt for leverage so I didn't fall before situating myself on his shoulders before shouting

"MR COCO HURRY UP KILL THESE BIATCHES THEY IN THE WAY OF MY SHIP!"

"Seriously Cydney? Not this again I've told you tons of times Gunner doesn't like Kai," Skittles says before trying to grab me off Mr Coco's back which made me hold tighter

"No! It will happen I have asked the ship gods up above to make it happen for me!" He finally grabs my waist making me giggle and let go of Mr Coco slightly which gave him the chance to grab me off him and cradle me to his chest like I'm a little baby monkey. I just pout and huff before asking to be put down which I am slowly, once I'm on the ground I see that we are the front of the queue I turn and see that Gunner and Kai were arguing about who would go on first.

"Aww their so cute!!!!" I squeal making Kai jump and the big burly man that was in a thick coat glare at me thankfully, I mean I did just save him from listening to the whole 'no you first' thing that couples do.

Syd: They aren't a couple.

Cyd: How do you know!?

Syd: Simple. Because they haven't done the icky love stuff.