Life as I know it

9/8

A/N Alright before you read this, its like, completely rants on a whole bunch of different things. And also if I end up giving any advice, please dont listen because I havent had much sleep so my advice isnt the best right now but it will be once I decide to sleep like a normal person so yeah here ya go. You've been warned. Oh and also I'm dont with proper grammar pretty much. I'll try to keep it somewhat understandable but really for this book, I see no use wasting time with all the apostrophes and crapola

Guys my life is so dull. BUT HAS ANYONE HEARD THE NEW 1D SONG FIREPROOF FROM THE NEW ALBUM FOUR BECAUSE I CAN'T DOWNLOAD IT AND IT'S DRIVING ME OUT OF MY ABSOLUTE MIND THAT I CAN'T LISTEN TO IT AND THE WHOLE FANDOM IS FANGIRLING AND I'M OVER HERE LIKE SOMEONE PLAY IT FOR ME SO I CAN HEAR IT I'M DYING GUYS.....

...so do I have any Directioners reading this? I want to know this whole rant thing isn't just me fangirling to a whole bunch of haters..but I mean this like is my diary sort of so I guess it's fine.

OH MY GOD THIS FUCKING FLY IS STUCK IN THE MINIBLINDS BY MY BED AND IT IS GETTING ON MY DAMN NERVES SO MUCH IT SOUNDS LIKE ITS RIGHT IN MY EAR EVEN THOUGH ITS LIKE HALF A FOOT AWAY FROM MY HEAD IT WON'T SHUT THE FUCK UP HOW DO I GET RID OF THIS WITHOUT LETTING MY MOM DISCOVER THAT I'M AWAKE SOMEONE HELP ME IT WON'T SHUT UP AND ITS DRIVING ME ABOUT AS MAD AS THE ONE DIRECTION THING

..so thats my life, how's everybody else's? Mine's crap right now so I'd like to hear from someone who things are going good for lately..anyone? Ok that's fine no one will talk to me. Haha, I see how it is. Just kidding its not TOTAL crap. Still got my few good friends and still alive and all so I'm fine I guess.

OH MY GOD EXCEPT THAT DAMNED FLY IS BACK WHAT THE HELL WHERE DID IT EVEN COME FROM HOW DID IT EVEN GET IN MY HOUSE LET ALONE THE MINIBLIND THINGIES

Its cold in my room. Why is it always so cold like i dont even know but I'm cold. Its probably the stupid vent thats right above my bed. They got the air conditioning turned down so they won't get hot like well what if I'm cold in my room but you're hot in you're room. Cant you just turn the fan on higher?

What is the deal with history? Why do I give a crap about what happened in the 1700s? 3000 years before I was even born! And if i MUST learn more about it EVERY YEAR do they HAVE to give so much homework? Its the 3rd week of school and I know someone who already is having to pull her 2nd all nighter of the year to work on STUPID history homework for some lady that probably won't even grade it because she's too busy eating donuts with her fat self. Like dont give students a project within the first month of school i mean what the hell we barely understand 1+1 anymore and u expect us to write all these essays and timelines and crap due wednesday i just barely got a computer how the hell do u expect me to have a printer?

So i got a very good grade on my Spanish test but I totally bombed my algebra test. like i completely failed that shit. i need a tutor probably. but at least i just have to make it up and im not getting kicked out of algebra so at least im that smart.

ive started wondering about these emojis like why is there so many but theres not one thats face says its confused and why is there still no fangirl emoji? and whats with all the hands? do people really need emojis of hands that often that theres like 18 different hand emojis? and whats with the lady person doing all the stretches? oh and she gets her hair cut and looks like her head scratched like why? does anybody else notice how the bikini looks like an evil face or is it just me? dont even get me started on all them animals. and do people really need an emoji for each phase of the moon? those phases arent even in the right order are they? then theres all them random arrows and shit. can someone please come up with good emojis? like pictures of 5SOS and 1D? Pleaseeee? those should be a thing and then everybody should have them on their phones even the crap no touch screen slide and flip phones. WHY HAS NO ONE THOUGHT ABOUT THIS

...ok this is probably the weirdest chapter. like ever. i honestly feel though, like they may even get MORE weird but i dont know. not sure how much that's possible so um vote and comment and follow me and all that jazz see u next time I update then guys and gals