This is what happens when you can't sleep on Christmas eve. -_-...
This one may be shorter than the other ones, and sorry if I use the same ones twice. I don't remember what ones I've used. XD
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*to fangirls*
Lockheart: *strums guitar* I love you b*tch, I'll never stop loving you, b*tch!
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Romeo: ayyy girl whats your name?
Random chick: Kevin.
Romeo: 0_0
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*at beach* 6/14/2020
Creator: happy birthday Fear!
Fear: ..... I can't swim..
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Lockheart: *smacks Cyrus* smack that b*tch!
Cyrus: .......*slowly grabs metal chair*
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Creator: Cyru---
Cyrus: get the f**k out of my room I'm playing Minecraft!
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Cupid: selfie!
Fear: turn that f**king thing off!
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Cyrus: you won't feel a thing.
Coby: okay!
Cyrus: theres a good chap. *pulls out drill*
Coby: O_O
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Creator: toss me my keys!
Chris: *throws tree*
Creator: I said my keys!
Chris: I thought you said Christmas tree.
Creator: why the f**k would I say Christmas tree!?
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Cyrus: *holds AA batteries*
Ah..
Ahhh..
*deep breath* AHHHHHHHHH!!!!!
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Fear: I don't need friends, they disappoint me. *snaps*
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Cupid: I should have left you on that street corner where you stood.
Romeo: but cha didn't!
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Jasper: *opens present*... Its an avocado... Thanks...
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Coby: okay so, I just found out that my birthday is the same day I was born! *chuckles* life is crazy!
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Romeo: hey, I got 69 percent, you know what that means! *flicks tongue creepily*
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Cyrus: *shoots ceiling fan*
Lockheart: This is why mom doesn't f**king love you!
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Igniter: this is how I enter my house,
*opens door* WHATS UP F**KERS!?
Aspen: why are you on my phone?
Igniter: F**K YOU, THAT'S WHY!
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Hallow: Rawr!
Fear: *Girly scream*...... ---____---
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TV: this is CNN breaking news--
Cyrus: *breaks TV with bat*
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Romeo: two bros sitting in the hot tub! Five feet apart cuz they're not gay!
Igniter and Lockheart glare at him.
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Coby: *walks in Hallow's pumpkin patch* look at all these basketballs!
Hallow: -_-
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Amour: give me that knife so I can kill you!
Cupid: no! Say can I borrow it?
Amour: can I barrow it?
Cupid: here you go, *runs w/ girly scream*
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Asher: hey, its time for my walk.
Creator: just a second ash, I gotta finish this chapter--
Asher: b*tch, I will sh*t. On. The. Floor! Take me out.
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Alistair: hey Aspen!
Aspen: can you get in the oven to clean it?
Alistair: bye Aspen!
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Asher: hey, is there any eggnog left?
Chris: your moms the one that d*cks with the eggnog, not me!
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*loud crash*
Creator: what the hell was that?
Chris: your son just fell down the stairs!
Creator: well quit it! *continues typing*
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Lockheart: ooh, ugh!
Amour: what?
Lockheart: your face scary!
Amour: momma!
Creator: he ain't wrong.
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One I made up.
Coby: yo Cyrus can ya di my laundry?
Cyrus: I'm going to shove the washer up your a** if you ask me again.
Coby: 0_0
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I don't really even know, I just wanted to update.
Merry Christmas guys, or happy holidays. Whatever.
(It was Christmas when this was made for those who read this later on.)
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