This my friends, is the definition of a shit post
Note: Yes, halo tribute is coming. Those type of chapters take time, and It'll be done when it's done. That is why I am posting this shorter chapter, so there's not a big lapse in chapters.
Ruby: so, what's next?
View: Next, is a series of smaller videos, so buckle up
The scene opens up on a rather still looking Jaune, wearing a grey powdered wig and weird red clothes. It looked rather fancy for the blond boy to he wearing, he also spoke in a weird accent
Jaune: own a musket for self defense, cause that's what the founding fathers intended.
Yang spit her drink out and laughed
Yang: What the hell is he wearing? A wig?
Blake chuckled along with yang
Blake: that's the stuff you see in museums! What's he wearing?
View: it's a old timey traditional dress, it's what all soldiers used to wear.
Winter raised an eyebrow
Winter: soldiers wore those? How could they move, it looks so restrictive.
The scene shifts to four PNG looking people breaking into Jaunes house
Jaune: four ruffians break into my house, what the devil? As I grab my powered wig and Kentucky rifle
Pyyhra held back a laugh
Pyyhra: Ruffians?
View: an insult, a very old one, but an insult none the less.
Velvet whispered to her partner
Velvet: why do they look so, weird?
Coco shrugged
Jaune: I blow a golf ball sized hole through the first man.
The mans eyes grew comically large as the musket ball travled through his chest
Man: Nani?
Nora: Pfffft! That's an amazing last word!
Jaune: then I draw my pistol on the second man, miss him entirely cause it's smoothboard.
The musket ball misses the second man by a mile and soars across the field
Jaune: and nails the neighbors dog
A very very PNG looking picture of a dog was shown with a golf ball flying towards him
Ruby: No! Not the dog! He was so young!
Jaune: I have to resort to the cannon mounted on the stairs, loaded with grape shot.
YOU ARE READING
The many, many, many versions of Jaune arc
FanfictionThe title says it all Read at your own risk, most of the early chapters are riddled with typos and inconsistencies as well as small details I remedy in later chapters . For the best experience I recommend starting closer to then end of the book.