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This my friends, is the definition of a shit post

Note: Yes, halo tribute is coming. Those type of chapters take time, and It'll be done when it's done. That is why I am posting this shorter chapter, so there's not a big lapse in chapters.

Ruby: so, what's next?

View: Next, is a series of smaller videos, so buckle up

The scene opens up on a rather still looking Jaune, wearing a grey powdered wig and weird red clothes. It looked rather fancy for the blond boy to he wearing, he also spoke in a weird accent

Jaune: own a musket for self defense, cause that's what the founding fathers intended. 

Yang spit her drink out and laughed

Yang: What the hell is he wearing? A wig?

Blake chuckled along with yang

Blake: that's the stuff you see in museums! What's he wearing?

View: it's a old timey traditional dress, it's what all soldiers used to wear.

Winter raised an eyebrow

Winter: soldiers wore those? How could they move, it looks so restrictive.

The scene shifts to four PNG looking people breaking into Jaunes house

Jaune: four ruffians break into my house, what the devil? As I grab my powered wig and Kentucky rifle

Pyyhra held back a laugh

Pyyhra: Ruffians?

View: an insult, a very old one, but an insult none the less.

Velvet whispered  to her partner

Velvet: why do they look so, weird?

Coco shrugged

Jaune: I blow a golf ball sized hole through the first man.

The mans eyes grew comically large as the musket ball travled through his chest

Man: Nani?

Nora: Pfffft! That's an amazing last word!

Jaune: then I draw my pistol on the second man, miss him entirely cause it's smoothboard.

The musket ball misses the second man by a mile and soars across the field

Jaune: and nails the neighbors dog

A very very PNG looking picture of a dog was shown with a golf ball flying towards him

A very very PNG looking picture of a dog was shown with a golf ball flying towards him

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Ruby: No! Not the dog! He was so young!

Jaune: I have to resort to the cannon mounted on the stairs, loaded with grape shot.

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