There is a god, his name is Caboose

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dat title tho

View looked around the theater to see the audience not saying anything, and just decided to start the movie.

Ironwood: Dear director

Roman groaned

Roman: not this guy again, just give up already!

Ironwood: due to your, busy, schedule we have begun to interview members of your staff. And all things seems to come back to one subject, tell me, what is this Meta and what are your plans to deal with it?

Yang; well looks like these guys found out pretty quick.

Weiss scoffed

Weiss: It wasn't like he was exactly hiding, he literally attacked this Directors complex and killed everyone but one person.

Yang shrugged

Yang; well yeah but the director and Goodwitch seemed to want to keep Meta a secret, and this version of ironwood found it out pretty quick.

the scene opens on Washington talking to a blue soldier

Miller: Oh no, hell no! excuse me sir, but no god dam way!

washington seemed surprisingly calm

Washington: You must be Lieutenant Miller.

Summer chuckled at her husbands misfortune

Summer; you seem surprisingly calm.

Tai grumbled

Tai: He didnt need to be so rude!

Miller: I got reds comin out of my ass for, what'd you say this was for?

a Blue soldier who was lined up behind there lieutenant spoke up

Blue: A secret mission sir!

Miller groaned and yelled

Miller: Oh you gotta be, a what!

Ironwood frowned

ironwood: they dont seem to be very coridinated.

winter nodded in agreement

Winter: that would never fly in the atlas military.

Qrow groaned and threw a can at winter

Qrow: Shut up will you?

Washington continued as if nothing has happened, ignoring the Blues question

Washington: I think youve got more important things to worry about then troop assignment, like getting some of those vechiles back in working order.

Miller threw his hands in the air

Miller: Thats what I'm talking about! This is all your fault! You sent us the new guy, he said he was good with vehicles, all he does is talk to them! Talk to them!

Ruby: Talk to them? Why would he...

View flew down

View: No one knows what goes on in his mind....

Ruby: his?

View chuckled and flew away, causing Mora and stand and yell at the ball

Nora: Hey! You can't just drop a bomb like that and fly away!

View: I can and I will!

Washington groaned

Washington: Listen here soldier, I have orders from command and those orders are to take private caboose an-

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