It only counts if you call it

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Ruby: well what are you waiting for? Start it!

View puts the next movie on, continuing the RVB storyline.

Caboose and Washington are seen approaching a base in the middle of nowhere. the base was very destroyed with a hole in the side of the wall.

Washington: and your sure this is the right place?

Caboose nodded

Caboose: yeah! We all got our orders at the same time, he tried to hide his from me so I wouldn't find him.

Washington sighed

Washington: I can't imagine why.

Caboose; so I asked if it was like hide and seek, and he said yes. The only way he was going to win was if he died before ever seeing me again.

Pyyhra; I thought you said they were friends?

View hummed a bit, before coming to a stop next to Pyyhra

View: they have a, complicated, relationship.

Weiss: that's one way to put it.

Washington: and he knows about freelancers?

Caboose nodded

Caboose: yeah, he knows the most about your Ai games, he dated Tex!

Washington looked confused at caboose

Washington: he dated Tex? How could a pe-

He was cut off by a sniper shot going off, completely missing both of them.

???: FUCK!

Washington: sniper! Get to cover!

Washington ran behind some rocks while caboose stood there in the middle of the area, completely open to sniper shots.

Ruby: what's he doing! He's gonna get himself killed!

Blake shook her head

Blake; I knew he was an idiot, but I didn't know he was suicidal.

The sniper spoke from the other side of the wall

???: ok that was just a warning shot, but the next one is going right between your eyes!

Washington tried to reach out and reason with caboose, who was still standing in the exact same place.

Washington: private caboose, get down!

Caboose: wait a minute....

Mercury: idiot! Run that's a sniper!

Emerald shook her head

Emerald: the sniper is gonna hit him any moment.

View chuckled, as the video continued

The sniper spoke once again

???: alright, I warned ya, siyanra Bi-atch!

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The sniper fired again, missing again

???: aw come on, what the fuck!

Caboose: I know that voice! Church! Church is that you? It's me! Your all time best friend!

Church (Jaune): Caboose? Caboose is that you?

Velvet: why is Jaune shooting at him? Aren't they friends!

View: as I said, they have a complicated relationship.

Yang: it's a good thing this Jaune can't aim for shit.

Caboose: yes church it's me! I have missed you so much!

Church continued to fire his sniper at caboose, missing every single shot he fired.

Caboose: did you miss me!

Church threw his hands up in defeat

Church: fuck! I missed him!

Caboose cheered

Caboose: I knew you did!

Church came up into view, just in the front of the wall

Church: go away caboose.

Washington said what everyone was thinking

Washington: This is your friend?

Tai: am I the only one with common sense around there?

Summer chuckled

Summer: looks like it.

Tai sighed

Tai: poor other me.

Washington; and he's shooting at you?

Caboose shrugged

Caboose; at me and things around me.

Goodwitch: he even admitted that he's shooting at him! Caboose get your head in the game, he's trying to kill you!

Caboose: yeah this is kind of our thing, he's acts like he dosent like me but he really does. Also he might bring up something about me killing him-

Washington: what?

Caboose: ignore that.

Qrow: no wonder he hates him, the guy killed him!

Opzin mumbled to himself

Ozpin; so he has life after death, like me maybe?

Church again stood on top of the wall

Church: seriously, scram.

Caboose: Church! This is agent Washington, he wants to speak with you!

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