The many, many, many versions of Jaune arc

Codename: Washington part 2

View: now we are continuing the last story!
Ruby: do we get to see more of jaunes armor!
Yang: whoa ruby calm down it's just armor!
Ruby: but it's so cool!
Jaune looks out the bulkhead, it had been awhile since he had really appreciated the sun or sky. He didn't feel trapped anymore. He felt free. But of course, Church had to ruin the moment.
Church: so. How's your sister
Qrow: HAHA! Yes I love this guy!
Washington: I'm going to kill you.
Church: ha you can't! I'm a motherfucking ghost!
Washington: yeah. Your a ghost. And I'm a fucking child.
Church: well....
Jaune: shut up. Fucking AIs. I swear.
Ironwood: an ai? Even atlas doesn't have that tech.
Tai: but  the doctor dude might have made it!
Winter: unlikely.
Church: so what are we doing here?
Wash (short for Washington): well, to be with my sister. And to put on a show of course.
Church: oh? I didn't know the melodramatic freelancer had a sense of humor!
Wash: I'm just showing off for my sister.
Church: yeah. Sure.
Ruby: a freelancer? What is that?
Blake: there mercenaries. But why is Jaune one?
Weiss: he was in jail. Maybe he got caught.
The bullhead landed with a jump, and wash was the first off
Wash: those things are flying coffins.
Church: you said it.
Pyyhra: it's good to see some of our Jaune in there.
Nora: but he didn't throw up! That's an improvement!
Wash walked around beacon. Admiring the view. A giant castle for a school! Anyways, the staff seemed nice, the student were decently strong. Nothing like the freelancers but still strong none the less. But Wash felt like he was being watched. He turned around and Wash swears he sees a shimmer. But shrugs it of and keeps moving.
Ren: someone or something is watching him.
Nora: something?
Wash walks up to his sisters dorm door. His hand hovers  over the door handle. And he slips into the bathroom. Flicking on the light he looked in the mirror at the reflective glass of his visor.
Church appeared next to him, leaning on the doorframe.
Church: chickened out?
Wash: yeah.
Church: she can't hurt you that bad. You have that OP armor.
Wash: I hate seeing her cry.
Church: and your so sure she will.
Wash: trust me.
Saphron: Jane was always a big softy. I wouldn't be surprised if she did cry.
Juniper: saphron arc!
Saphron: what? She is!
Wash knocks on the door. And Jane opens the door.
Jane: how can I help you?
Church: she doesn't know! Shit!
Wash: Jane really?
Jane: really what?
Wash takes his helmet off. Revealing the scared face of Jaune arc.
Jane: Jaune!
She attempts to tackle him in a hug. But only succeeds in winding him slightly. Wash puts his helmet back on.
Wash: hey sis.
Jane begins to cry.
Saphron: see? I told you!
John: Saphron......
Jane: I missed you
Wash: it's okay. But I need to go to my initiation.
Janes mood suddenly changes. From crying to happy.
Jane: yeah we're gonna go watch! The whole school is in the auditorium!
Wash smiles under his helmet. An audience.
Cinder: he's cocky.
Emerald: he has a reason to. I mean he has that armor and an ai.
Wash waves goodbye to his sister and her friends and moves towards the cliffs.
Church: somethings following us.
Wash: I know. Leave it be
He walks to the cliffs, and sees ozpin and goodwitch there.
Ozpin: ah yes Washington. Your here. Now please step onto the pad
Wash does as he is told
Ozpin: now have a nice flight
He presses a buttons and wash is launched
Church: you FUCK!
Opzin smiles and sips his coffee.
Ozpin: I love my job.
Tai: Oz? Care to explain?
Ozpin: no I don't.
Wash: church lock up suit
Church: on it!
Washes suit freezes up as he lands into the ground. Getting up he brushed some dirt of his shoulder. And moves towards the ruins.
Church: that thing with the dirt. That was just showing off.
Wash: maybe to you. But I had to work with Carolina my entire carrier. I think I get the right to show off.
Church: ah fuck of. I was stuck in her head for awhile too!
Wash smiles.
Ruby: wait why are there no Grimm! When we went in there, we were swarmed almost the entire time. And there was a death-stalker!
Blake narrowed her eyes
Blake: something's there.
Wash  stops right in-front of the ruins.
Church: behind you!
Wash  jumps out of the way of a bullet.
Wash: I've know your there for a while! Show yourself!
A shimmer appears behind one of the trees and it fades away. Reveling a man in similar armor to Washington. But his was green and gray, with an X through it.
Wash: locust.
Yang: oh! Badass bad guy!
Pyyhra: he's the one who killed all the Grimm! He's been following Jaune!
Locust: agent Washington. You still cease to disappoint me.
Wash: where's your partner? Your never 4 feet away from him. Like a loyal dog.
A reviving can be heard and a weird pig looking car is launched into wash.
Wash: CAR!!!
Washington barely gets out of the way as it hits the ruins. And a man in orange and black armor comes out. With a slit like visor.
Locust: he's here. Only for insurance.
Felix: like hell I am!
Ruby: wait I remember those 2. From the Jaune Felix arc one!
Summer: but wasn't your friend that guy in orange that time?
Ruby: yeah but jaunes a good guy now!
Locust  takes his sniper out and goes camo.
Church: dodge!
Wash jumps out of the way of a sniper shot. And return the shot with one of his one. A three round Burst is sent locust way curtesy of washes battle rifle.
Ruby jumps up and has stars in her eyes.
Ruby: that's so cool!
Wash jumps away from another shot.
Locust: look at you. Here with this weaklings. Why?
Wash is silent.
Locust: you owe nothing to them.
A shimmer walks past wash. Who is still standing still.
Locust: you and me. We're survivors. You used to be so much better. Ruthless. A killer. A soldier.
Wash: I'm not so sure about that locust.
Wash grabs a knife from his sheathe. He slices his hand, drawing blood
Velvet: what's he doing!
Qrow: kids gonna get himself killed.
Locust comes at him, attempting to grab him. But wash jumps over him and flings blood. A small x is seen.
Wash: hi there.
He throws a knife at locust chest. Hitting him square on. His camo flickers for a second before turning off. Locust takes his shotgun out, growling slightly.
Everyone is silent. That was smart
Qrow: Shit. The kids smart.
Winter: he could have done that with dirt.
Qrow: but it would have been less baddass!
Locust shoots washes battle rife out of his hands. And he jumps behind the ruin. Opening his pack he looks inside only to see a note.
Church: who took all our weapons?
The note read
Hey cutie
Why don't you come over and we can have a fun time at my dorm?
Church: you think it was yang?
Wash takes some gauntlet shotguns out. And imitates yang with a loud and really girly voice
Wash: why don't I go and give wash a sex note because everyone needs to love me because I think I'm sexy!
Church:.....
Wash: yes I think it was yang.
Everyone looked at Yang.
Tai: yang. Your 18!
Yang: ah come on! That was that me! Not me me!
Wash jumps over  the ruins, pushing locust into them. He takes his magnum off his hip and open fire. A fimiliar click sound out of the gun after 2 shots. Wash turns to church
Wash: you ready?
Church: for whaaaaaaa!
Wash seems to go at impossible speeds with slight electricity coming of him.
Ruby: whoa! He's a speedster too!
Pyyhra: ruby can you go that fast?
Ruby: not even close!
He slams his fist into locust. Who stumbles back into the ruins. Eh grabs a knife a stabs at locust. Who also has a knife. They meet blow for blow. Going at barely recognizable speeds. But locust seems to be slowing. Wash swipes under locust feet. Causing him to fall.
Locust: FELIX!
Felix drives the car from before. Hitting wash.
Wash: why do cars hate me!
Felix picks locust up and puts him in the car.
Locust: this isn't over.
Wash: I wouldn't dream of it.
Locust and Felix drive off. And the scene ends.
Ruby: I loved that one!
Nora: oh oh! Can we see a preview of the next one!
View: if you insist.

Preview
Sans: I don't wanna go back on the promise that I made for you! So don't step over that line. Or else kid your gonna have a bad time.

That's it! The next story is Jaune-sans. Jaune is gonna be sans. But I'm gonna write sans whenever he is talking.
Anyways.
Epsilon
Signing off