The many, many, many versions of Jaune arc

Wanna have a bad time?

( this is a singing chapter, so almost everything Sans says is singing. And yes, I will be addressing Jaune as sans)
Ruby: I loved that one! And jaunes armor was so cool! What's next?
View: first I'm bringing in some new people!
A htump is heard as everyone looks curiously at the door, there sun and Neptune run in. 
Sun: WE MADE IT!
They run  and sit by the teams.
Neptune: Dont worry! Floating ball of light filled us in!
View: hey!
The scene opens up on Jaune standing in the middle  of a staingalssed room, with his hand sin his jacket pockets. This is Jaune the skeleton.

Sans: it's a beautiful day outside. The birds are singing  the flowers are blooming, on days like this kids like you, should be burning in hell.
The screen pans out it see ruby holding a bloodstained knife.
Rubys eyes widen.
Ruby: why does my knife have blood on it?
Yang attempts to console her sister
Yang: hey, maybe it was a bad guy?
Blake: jaunes a skeleton, how does that work?
View: this is a world of monsters and magic. Jaune, is sans as he likes to be called, is a monster. And ruby is a human.
Sans points at ruby
Sans: turn around kid! Id be a crime! If I had to go back on the promise that I made for you, so don't step over that line! Or else friend you gonna have a bad time!
Sans: cause kids like you don't play by the rules, and guys like me well we're not easy to fool. So turn around let the room get chiller!
Bones appear all around sans. As he makes a sign by his eye, as it glows a bright blue
Sans: lets go dirty brother killer!
Sun: brother killer!
Neptune: Jesus ruby, that's brutal!
Ruby: I haven't killed anyone!
She cries as yang consoles her
Ruby swings 3 times, as Jaune effortlessly dodges them
Sans: go ahead and try to hit me if your able!
He holds his hand up as 2 skull like monsters come out
Sans: guess you figured out that mercy's off the table,
Ruby dodges the 2 skulls beams, but gets hit by bones, killing her.
Sans: guess your getting really sick of trying ! But I think your just mad you keep dying!
Everyone went silent, he killed ruby!
Yang: I'm gonna kill him!
Ruby: yang!
Yang: he killed ruby!
Weiss: we don't know the whole story! What if we just saw the end of the Jaune Darth vader one? We would think he was the villain!
Yang: I guess.....
Ruby glows golden, as she seems to respawn in the front of the room.
Sans: your not gonna win we'll be here together,
He flings ruby init more bones, pinning her as 2 blasters kill her again.
Sun: they respawn! Like a video game!
Pyyhra: but usually the bosses in video games don't know about the respawns.
View: in this world. Only ruby can respawn, and there named resets not respawns. But sans can remember everything.
Sans: fighting in this judgement hall forever! Now you'll just reset each time I beat ya,
Sans is seen casually leaning on a pillar, flipping a bone up and down.
Sans: but I'll always be right back here to meet ya!!
Emerald: how can he be so powerful, when he doesn't move! He just stands there and moves his hands!
Cinder: some power comes from magic, like the maidens.
Sans: I know your made ooooooooff! L.O.V.E! L.O.V.E!
Nora: what'a love?
View: it's level of violence.
Ruby: and I'm made of it?
The screen changes to ruby picking up her knife. Then stabbing a goat like women with it.
Ruby begins to sob, and her mother attempts to console her.
She then moves on to a more childlike skeleton, who is laughing and smiling. But ruby stabs forward, killing Papyrus, Sans brother.
Ruby: no! Please no! I don't wanna hurt anyone! I don't wanna hurt Jaune!
Ren: so that's what he meant by brother killer.
Roman: didn't know you had it in you little red!
Sans appears over his brother, his eyes widen. But then he looks down as his eye socket darken. He laughs and begins to glitch, as his eye glows a bright blue once again.
Sans: he, he, he.
Goodwitch: he's laughing? Interesting.
Weiss: YOUR BROTHER DIED  AND YOUR LAUGHING!
the scene goes back to the judgment hall. Where 4 blue bones are going through ruby.
Sans: this is where it stops.
He slams ruby again into the ground.
Sans: this is where it ends. If you wanna get past me well you better try again!
Ruby again respawns as Jaune wipes sweat from his forehead.
Sans: but no matter how I stall you, you don't give up your attack. Do you just like the feeling, of your sins crawling on your back?
Qrow: the hell? What's sins crawling on your back mean??
Winter: I think it's just a figure of speech.
Qrow: eh, shut it ice queen
Sans: go ahead and try to hit me if your able!
He dodges 2 of Ruby's slashes again.
Sans: guess you figured out that mercy's off the table.
Ruby drops her knife, and attempts to spare sans.
Ruby: yes! Me and Jaune can be a cou- I mean friends!
Velvet: I don't think he's gonna accept it...
coco: be positive bum bum!
Sans: think you can spare me like I'm someone? Well you didn't spare my brother so GET DUNKED ON!
He summons bones under ruby, killing her again.
Ruby: AH!
Ozpin: he wants revenge, even if he knows he will lose.
Roman: thats not revenge it's justice!
They all look at him
Roman: she killed his brother in cold blood! This is payback.
Ruby flashes her knife, and we see sans in the reflection.
Sans: even if you made all my friends disappear. Everything they fought for is why I'm here!
Tai: he's fighting for his friends, not for himself.
Qrow: good kid.
Sans: I am there mercy!
Sans: I am there vengeance!
Sans: I am DETERMINATION!
Sun: I never thought I would say this, but I'm scared of Jaune.
Neptune: me too buddy, me too.
Sans: I know your made, ooooooooooffff! L.O.V.E! L.O.V.E!
Ruby swings at Jaune.
Ruby: NO!!
He catches her slash.
Sans: but I think I'm stronger then you!!
The scene ends
Ruby: thank god it's over.
Yang: I don't know, that music was pretty good!
Ruby: YANG!
Blake: so, what's next?

Preview
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Jaune: I still remember that day, when my friends turned there backs on me. When I started to eat alone and sleep on the roof. The day I started cutting. I still remember the day.