Ruby: so what's next?
View flew to his library, grabbed a disk, and went to put it in
View: Today we are watching the continuation of the last one.
Goodwitch: there's more? What else could there be?
View: you'll see
The scene opens on suction cup man in what looks to be an interrogation room
Jaune: so do either of you wanna tell me why you kidnapped me?
One of the two guards spoke to suction cup man
Guard: Please remain calm sir
Jaune stood up and began to suction cup climb on the wall
Jaune: you can't keep suction cup man trapped! I'll suction cup my way out eventually!
Blake; he's in a closed room, how would h-
Sun cut her off
Sun: Hes suction cup man! He can do whatever he wants!
A man with blond hair, suspiciously orange looking man walked in
(Note: I am not trying to be political, this is all for the sake of comedy)
Trump: Are you suction cup man?
Jaune: maybe, fuck you who wants to know?
Trump: I am the president of the United States
Suction cup man paused and raised his eye brows
Jaune: yeah fuck you.
Ironwood: the United States? I've never heard of them
View: they are a large country in the original universe, think of them as the equivalent of atlas.
Winter: his lack of respect, he's talking to his superior!
Opzin: I think it's evident by all that's happened that suction cup man has no respect for anyone other then himself.
Trump: you've done a lot of bad with your suction cups mr man.
Jaune smiled
Jaune: Yeah tell me about it.
Trump: but we think you can do some good with them to.
Jaune looked shocked for a second
Jaune: you think I'm capable of good? Just last week some asswanker almost died trying to fight me on the side of his tower!
Yang: so uncle Qrow didn't die, that's a relief.
Trump: I understand you think your suction cups can only bring destruction and sadness.
Jaune: What? Fuck no it was hilarious!
Nora: it was!
Ren: Nora! That's rude!
Nora: what? It was funny!
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The many, many, many versions of Jaune arc
FanfictionThe title says it all Read at your own risk, most of the early chapters are riddled with typos and inconsistencies as well as small details I remedy in later chapters . For the best experience I recommend starting closer to then end of the book.
