The many, many, many versions of Jaune arc

Gintama react

This is a story allonsy100 requested, comment to be part of the story! I've never watched gintama, so I'm not sure who's who and anything about the story. So don't crucify me! Please I'm too handsome to die.

(I really struggled on this story, it took me like 10 sittings, your welcome)

Juniper: if I see, another story, where my son it a villain. IM GONNA SNAP!
View: this one is a comedy! So don't worry, there's no  story.
( I'm not saying the anime has no story, I'm just saying that this wattpad story has no story..........
ok I'll shut up)
John: oh thanks god. I really could use a laugh right about now.
Saphron: lets get started!
Person: I have no idea what your talking about!
Jauen: there is something I need to tell you all today!
The mayor? slams his head against the table multiple times. He seems to begin to sob and slam his first against the table.
Jauen: and here it is....
Jaune pulls his face up, revealing his Snow White puffy hair.
Jaune: we apologize, gintama will return in a moment.
Person: YOU SUCK!
He throws a chair at Jaune, hitting him in the face knocking  him over.
The screen cuts to static
Yang spits out her drink out and laughs
Yang: HAHHAHAH!
Ruby jumps back at the sudden movement.
Ruby: that make no sense!
View: most of these don't. 
Jayne flashes his glasses.
Juane: I'm sorry, if there money involved I can't half ass things.
Person: ah your no fun!
Jaune: a mans gotta do what he's gotta do and he's gotta do it right.
Jaune: alright open volume 10 of (insert book name I can't spell here) 
Coco: finally vomit boy got a sense of style.
Velvet: he looks good in those glasses.
Yang: what was that velvet?
Velvet blushes in looks down
Velvet: nothing!
Coco puts a protective arm around velvet and glares at yang.
Coco: only I can tease bun bun about her huge crush on vomit boy!
Velvet: coco stop!
Yang: yeah! And only I can tease ruby about HER giant crush on vomit boy!
Ruby: YANG!
A knife is then thrown into jaunes head. And a Blondie with a ridding crop walks by.
Goodwitch: how's studying going?
The scene cuts to static
Qrow spits his bear out and laughs.
Weiss: now i see where they got it from.
Goodwitch is a sputtering mess
Goodwitch: wh- what! I- I would never throw a weapon at a student!
Ozpin: actually no.
He throws away a cloak, reavling a man with brown hair in a pony tail.
Ozpin: I'm actually (insert another name I can't be asked to attempt to spell) strategist.
Jaune and ren pulls their weapons out.
Jauen: did (insert name I seriously don't wanna spell) send you to spy on us?
Ozpin: I'm no pervert, I'm a feminist.
The scene cuts to static again
Tai and qrow bot spit their drinks out (again) and laugh so hard they fall to the ground holding their sides. Summer holds a hand in front of her face, while raven Barely suppresses a smile.
Tai: that. Would. Explain. A. Lot!
Qrow: Jesus! This world is funny! Seriously, oz what the hell?
Ozpin: says the dusty old qrow.
Alien: if the clock were to fall into human hands. The flow of time would surely be interrupted. Please, send this clock to where no one can ever find it!
Jauen: BLARG!!!!!!!
The scene shows Jaune throwing up some white substance.
Alien: dorm give him the clock! He's not even listening to the most important part! Giving him the clock would be a bad idea! 
The scene cuts to static
Weiss: the dunce still has his motion sickness problem.
Blake: who was the alien though?
Nora: it doesn't matter! It's another universe!
Ironwood: have you ever heard of such a clock?
Ozpin shakes his head.
Ozpin: it might not exists in our world, but just to be sure, keep a look out.
Ironwood nods.
Person: summer almost over, even as a working adult, it's still sad to see summer end isn't it?
Jaune: oh, you mean like " I didn't get shit again this year?"
Person: could you not make such tasteless remarks?
The scene cuts to static, as it ends.
Pyyhra: that was a, strange world.
Ren: you could say that again.
Ruby: I'm excited! What's next!
View looks at the schedule, afraid.
View: not a good one

View: not at all