( you all know what time it is)
Ruby: I liked that last one! Jaunes weapons were so cool!
Blake: it was a bit bloody though.
View: don't worry! You'll all love is one!
Mercury: last time you said that, we got rickrolled.
He says while glaring at the floating ball of light that was View.
View: trust me on this one.
The scene opens up on Jaune siting ya his desk watching anime. He takes a shoebox out, where inside he has a gun.
Jaune: finally I can get my revenge.
Junipers eyes widen in horror at the scene before him. Her son was taking out a gun!
Jumiper: you said this was gonna be a nice one!
View: just watch.
The fort burst open and a man in Crusader armor runs in. Armed with a shotgun
Ren: what is this! I though I said no anime!
Jaune; it's not anime it-
Ren: what is it!
Jaune: it's, it's. You know what!
He pulls out the gun
Jaune: not this time! Not this fuckin time!
Nora takes Ren into a giant bear hug
Nora: RENNY! you have such weird armor!
Ren: why are me and Jaune fighting?
Pyyhra: there gonna shoot each other! You said this one is a nice one!
View: this one is a comedy, don't test it like it makes senses, it doesn't.
Goodwitch; that does make more sense.
Jaune attempts to shoot Ren, but he kicks the gun out of his hand. Jaune looks up into the barrel of the shotgun.
Ren: NO ANIME!!
Jaune: AHHHHHHHHHH!
Roman: what! We don't see the kid get Merked! That's dumb!
Ozpin: you wanted to see him get shot?
Roman: kinda....
Yang chuckles
Yang: ok, that was kinda funny.
Blake: I agree, though it is troubling to see Jaune get shot. I'm glad we didn't see that.
The scene open on Jaune once again watching anime. Ren comes down the stairs
Ren: SON!!
Jaune: ah fuck! Yeah!
Ren: so I've just woken up recently and I've been wondering, why are you still living here?
Jaune: dad I'm trying to watch my anime!
Ren: you've been reading heresy! With your anime body wifu pillows! And you not studying! It's about time I show you show respect!
Qrow; the kids screwed.
John: not studying and not showing respect? Is our son like that in real life?
Blake: no, while his grades aren't as high as some people here. He's very respectful and study's a lot.
Jaune: dad you beat me enough!
Ren points to a sword
Ren; pick up that sword right now!
Jaune: no you beat me!
Ren: pick it up!
He picks it up and they begin to duel.
Jaune: Fuck you fuck you fuck you!
Ren knocks the sword out of his hand
Jaune: fuck fuck!
He throws a can at his father, and it bounced offf his armor.
Everyone in the audience minus a few chuckled at the scene. As nervous as they were, it was funny.
Tai: at least he tried?
Jaune: like that jackass?
His father comes towards him with his sword.
Jaune: AHHHHHHH
Yang: HAHAHAHAHAH! This is funny!!
Weiss: that dunce can't fight anyways, he had no chance against Ren.
Raven: seems the sister are quite alike.
Winter. What's that supposed to mean?
Raven: oh you know what it means.
Ren barges into the living room
Ren: son? Have you been reading heresy recently?
He throws a book onto the floor
Ren: unacceptable!
Jaune: AAAHHHHHHH!
Velvet burst out into giggles.
Velvet: I liked that one.
Coco: they still need help in there fashion sense.
Jaune: finally I get some alone time to read.
Ren jumps into the room
Ren: SON! WHAT ARE YOU READING!
Jaune: the Bible!
Ren: what! Give me that!
He grabs the book, where on the front taped on it a peice of paper. Reading "holy bible"
Neptune: no way he's fooled by that! It's so obvious it's just a piece of paper!
Ren: your right. It is the Bible
Jaune: of course I'm right!
Ren: I'm sorry.
Jaune: yeah you better be!
Ren walks off, but stops and turns around.
Ren: WAIT JUST A SECOND!
He grabs the book and tears off the paper. There revealing another price of paper, reading "Heresy"
Mercury: he's screwed.
Emerald; oh really? Thank god your here because none of us realized that!
Mercury: shut up...
Ren: WHATS THIS!!
He throws it down the Stairs.
Jaune: wait that's my book!
Ren picks up a shotgun and cocks it
Jaune: WHATDAEEEEEEEEE
(Not a typo)
Sun: HAHAHAHHAHAHA!!! What's that noise!
Summer: ha! Qrow remember-
Qrow: NO I DONT!
Tai: wait what?
Qrow: NOTHING!
YOU ARE READING
The many, many, many versions of Jaune arc
FanfictionThe title says it all Read at your own risk, most of the early chapters are riddled with typos and inconsistencies as well as small details I remedy in later chapters . For the best experience I recommend starting closer to then end of the book.
