The many, many, many versions of Jaune arc

I'm blue

Yang: if the next one isn't happy, I swear to god I WILL KILL YOU!
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View: ok ok, the author originally had a dark one, but that would be like 6 dark ones in a row so he changed it, just for you!
Weiss: just a start the film.
It was a late night at beacon academy, it was quite. In team JNPRs dorm everyone was sleeping soundly, well almost everyone. Jaune arc got up, looked around to make sure his team was still asleep and grabbed a bag, leaving the door slightly open.
Pyyhra: where is Jaune going?
Ren: he's hiding something, but what?
Nora: Jaune wouldn't hide something from us would he?
Pyyhra got up, waking Ren and Nora. They went and knocked on team RWBYs door, Jaune has been doing this for weeks now and they were going to get to the bottom of this. One way or another.
Blake: it seems we caught on to jaunes behavior, and are getting to the bottom of it.
Weiss: that dunce has been backed into a corner, he has no way out.
The teams follow Jaune to a training room, where he sets up targets, he then speaks to something.
Jaune: epsilon, turn off hologram.
And just like that his blond hair turns blue.
Jauen: ah, much better.
He reaches into the bag, and the camera goes Black for a second. It turn back on to see Jaune wearing all blue clothes, blue shirt, pants, blue jacket (like a unzipped wind breaker) with some minor armor on his left arm, like a gauntlet. Jauen flips on a pair of blue sunglasses.
Yang: whoa!! I didn't know vomit boy liked so much blue!!
Ruby: wait, he told me his favorite color was gold. He lied?
Jauen then called down his rocket locker. Opening it he pulls out 2 SMGs, a combat knife, and a sniper rifle, putting them on his hips and back, and sliding the knife into a sheath on his leg.
Jaune: ok epsilon, you can try.
Jaune goes rigid as he pulls out his sniper, and takes aim at the target.
Ruby: JAUNE AND ME CAN BE A SNIPER COUPLE!
Yang: couple?
Ruby blushes and sits down
Goodwitch: who is he talking to? Who is this epsilon?
Qrow: I don't know, but I want to see how skilled this kid is with a sniper
Jauen fires
Shot 1 misses
Jaune: shit!
Shot 2 misses
Jaune: fuck!
Shot 3 misses 
Jaune: GODAMMIT!
Shot 4 recoshaes around the room and hits the bottom of the target.
Jauen: YES!! DID YOU SEE THAT!!
Qrow: maybe not.
Raven: the weakling can't even hit a shot.
Tai: hey cut the kid some slack.
Jaune shutters as a hologram looking man in blue shinning armor appears next to him.
Jauen: looks like you still suck. For an AI you serious lack of skill
Epsilon: you fucked with the sites! I know it!
Jaune smirked
Jauen: ok really?
Jaune aims at the targets and fires 4 shots, and each hit the bullseye.
Qrow: holy shit! The kid has some serious skill!
Ozpin: an AI. A artificial intelligence, built to help with combat. How does mr arc have one?
Ironwood: he probably stole it.
Goodwitch: mr arc is many things, but he is not a thief.
Epsilon: prick
Jaune: asshole
Epsilon: jackass
Jaune: real original.
Epsilon: fuck you.
Pyyhra: JAUNE FELIX ARC! 
Jaune: oh fuck!!
Jaune realized his friends we're watching, and they had just seen jaunes biggest secret, well almost biggest.
Cinder: emerald, make note to watch out for the leader of team JNPR.
Emerald: just because of his AI?
Cinder: potential.
Jaune: oh hey Pyyhra! What are you doing up so late?
Pyyhra: DONT TRY THAT WITH ME!! WHAT THE HELL IS THIS!!
Jaune: what?
Pyyhra: YOUR HAIR IS BLUE, YOU HAVE BRAND NEW WEAPONS, AND YOU SNUKE OUT!!
Jaune: heh, right that.
Yang walked up to him, and grabbed him by his jacket.
Yang: explain NOW!!
Ozpin: hell hath no greater fury then a women's rath.
All the men in the room nod at that.
Jaune: it's just some weapons! Seriously!
Ren: and the hair?
Jaune: dyed, its been like this since I was 4. I just had some hair product that hid it.
Yang drops him. But Weiss walks up
Weiss: and this isn't some ploy to make me fall for you.
Weiss glared at him
Jaune: man why did I ever like you, your really scary!
Blake: that doesn't explain why you would use a sword and shield when your clearly more comfortable with a sniper.
Jaune chuckles nervously.
Jaune: uh, good question. AH! look at the time! Really need a good nights rest!
Jaune sprints off
Saffron: he was never good at making up excuses.
Juniper: and when he did, I always saw right though them.
Jaune woke up the next day, and went to the bathroom. Looking in the mirror Jaune spoke.
Jaune: epsilon. Log on
Nothing
Jaune: epsilon?
Still nothing
Jaune: Church!
Epsilon: yeah? Jesus Christ I can't get some shut eye?
Jaune: you were by yourself for 8 hours
Epsilon: really? Anyways what do you want?
Jaune: I think it's time to show off for my combat class test. You know so goodwitch doesn't kick me out.
Epsilon: oh yeah! I've been waiting for this!
Goodwitch: now, for our final match, Jaune arc versus, Cardin Winchester.
Jaune smirks and goes to the locker room, Cardin does the same.
Yang: oh! We get to see vomit boys new skills in action! 
Blake: he's lost every match with Cardin, hopefully he gets his revenge.
Jaune goes in the locker room.
Jaune: open the locker
Epsilon: on it
A locker comes out from the ground, with a blue armor in it.
Jaune: really? Isn't that a little overkill?
Epsilon: please my friend, there no such thing as overkill.
Ruby has stars in her eyes.
Ruby: OH! Jaune has new armor!
Weiss: that's high tech stuff, how did that dunce get it?
Jaune come out of the locker room, he is wearing all blue like yesterday, with a blue jacket and sunglasses. On his left arm and leg he is wearing part of the armor they saw before, like protection. On his back he has a sniper and a shotgun. And on his sides he has 2 SMGS, and a knife in a sheathe on his leg.
Cardin: Jauney boy, today I'm gracing you with my semblance, prepare to lose.
Goodwitch: begin!
Cardins eyes glowed as he turned invisible.
Jaune: well shit!
Blake: he can't hit him with his sniper if he can't see him. That's smart, for cardin anyways.
Yang: he has the shotgun though!
Jaune is knocked down by Cardins mace and
, then again and again.
Jaune: ok. Just like locust huh?
He pulls a knife from his sheathe. 
Cardin swings again by Jaune doges and cuts his hand lightly. Getting blood on his hand.
Pyyhra: JAUNE! Why did he cut himself!
Jaunes friends were freaking out.
Ren: wait, oh!
Jauen flings his blood were he thinks Cardin it. And sure enough he sees a hawk covered  in blood.
Jaune: hi there.
He throws his knife right into Cardins chest, then kicked him backwards. Cardin de activated his semblance.
Nora: oh! He was just trying to figure out where Cardin was! Jaune Jaune is smart!!
Pyyhra: thank god.
Jaune pulls out his sniper smirking. He fires 4 shores and they each hit Cardin, sending him to the ground.
Opzin: he's very skilled with his sniper.
Ironwood: he's cocky.
Jaune sprints at Cardin pulling out one of his SMGs, kicking Cardin into the air Jaune brings his gun up firing, hitting Cardin with each shot. He falls to the floor defeated.
Jaune: FUCK YEAH!!
Epsilon appears next to Cardin
Epsilon: THATS WHAT YOU FUCKIN GET! GET RECKED! OH YEAH!! 
Winter: it seems he has the skill to back up his talk.
Tai: he's too much like qrow.
Qrow: you say that like it's a bad thing!
Summer: it is.
Coco: he did it! And he did it in style!
Velvet: dreamy~.
Goodwitch: and who is that?
The duo seems to realize they have an audience. A wide eyed audience.
Epsilon: well shit.