Shorter one cuz fuck school
Ruby: so what's next?
View: next we have a series of short, skits, produced by Jaune.
Summers eyes narrowed
Summer: what do you mean skits?
View ignored her and played the movie
THE hole
The scene opens on Jaune standing in a room drinking a nice cup of coffee, when ruby walks in
Ruby: Hey Jaune have you seen my copy of the greatest movie of all time?
Jaune looks over at ruby
Jaune: 17 again?
Ruby nodded
Ruby: yeah
Yang chuckled
Yang: that's the best movie of all time? Really rubes?
Ruby pouted
Ruby: it's others mes favorite not mine!
Yang smiled
Yang: I know, just messing with ya
Jaune: I think it fell in the hole.
Ruby looked around
Ruby: what hol- OH MY GOD!
Ruby looked down to see a giant hole in the middle of the room, seemingly leading to nowhere.
Pyyhra: how did ruby not see that?
Ren looked in disbelief at the screen
Ren: how did Jaune not see that? He's just, standing there
Ruby: what is that?
Jaune shrugged
Jaune: it's a hole
Ren: so he did see it.
Pyyhra: how is he so calm about this?
Ruby face palmed
Ruby: yeah I can see that but what's it doing there?
Jaune sipped his coffee
Jaune: well I woke up this morning
He sipped his coffee again
Jaune: then there was a hole
Sun laughed
Sun: I like this Jaune! No questions asked just "guess there's a hole now"
Goodwitch shook her head
Goodwitch: it seems you have someone to rival your coffee addiction Ozpin.
Ruby: what you gonna do about it?
Jaune: well I put a rug over it
Pan back to the hole, which has no rug over it
Jaune: yeah it fell in the hole
Summer face palmed
Summer: idiot
Ruby: should we call the police or something?
Jaune sipped his coffee, again
Jaune: yeah I did.
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The many, many, many versions of Jaune arc
FanfictionThe title says it all Read at your own risk, most of the early chapters are riddled with typos and inconsistencies as well as small details I remedy in later chapters . For the best experience I recommend starting closer to then end of the book.
