The many, many, many versions of Jaune arc

How it all went down

Ruby: I liked the last one!! What's next?
Yang: I hope there comedy!!
View: don't worry, it's comedy!! And even musical!!
Jaune: Star Wars has returned to resume its storyline, between the last film and now, well its been a long long time, if you've forgotten anything well remind you in a very detailed recap, of how it all went down
Weiss: he can sing!!!
Pyyhra: it's not our Jaune
View: actually your Jaune can sing
Pyyhra: oh my go,, ohohohohllhlhlhlh
Yang: I suddenly want him..
pyyhra, Weiss, ruby, Blake, velvet: HES MINE!!
They all look at each other and sit down
Jaune: escape pod to tatoine,  Jawas sentient machines
Ironwood: all the machines are sentient? This could be a good idea
Qrow: or a horrible one
Tia: a very horrible one
They high five
Juane: young's Skywalker, sunset scene..
Ruby: what's the sunset scene?
View: you can see it later,
Blake: Skywalker, as in Jaune Skywalker? From the first from this world?
View: someone's perceptive
Jaune: R2 and Sand people scream! Obi wan in long dark robes, must repair c-3po
Upon seeing the sand people
Velvet: aah!!!
She jumps into cocos arms,
Coco: it's okay bun bun
Cinder: those things could be turned into soilders...
Jaune: obi wan your my only hope, uncle Owen, aunt Ooh Nope!!
Mercury: HAHAHAHAHAH!!!
Roman: hahaha! Murder jokes, never get old

Jaune: mos eisly lots of weirdos, not the droids as far as we know..
Ironwood: aliens?
View: ah yes, there are millions of planets colonized isn't his universe
Cinder: who are those soilders?
View: they are elite stormtroopers, some on the deadliest soilders in the galaxy
Cinder: emerald take notes!!
Jaune: Han shoots first, bye bye greedo, chewie jump up to lighspeed go!!
Weiss: traveling at lighspeed? How is that possible?
View: technology
Alderman to smithereens, that's no moon..  
Ozpin: an entire planet!! They just blew up an entire planet!!
View: yes, that is the Death Star, capable of  destroying planet,
Cinder: oh machine can do that much damage!! How was it made! 
View: you'll never be able to
Emerald: how can you be so Sure?
View: trust me
Jaune: tractor beam! Dress up as the other team to save the captured future queen! Dodging blasters, trash compactor, quote off between dueling actors
Upon seeing Vader everyone freaked out
Weiss: what is that???
Yang: it looks, like a monster
View: that's darth vader, dark lord of the sith
Qrow: he definitely looks like a vader
Cinder: is he human?
View: under all that armor he is human, but he is more machine than man
Jaune: wayward student slays his master,  must get out but must go faster. Tie fighter hot pursuit! Don't get cocky kid just shoot
Cinder: using fear tactics!
Roman: actually killing one of the good guys!!
Emerald: a terrifying space station he rules!
Mercury: and a bad ass suit!!
All villains: WE LOVE THIS GUY!!
Jaune: yavin 4, prep the troops, may the force be with you luke!
Pyhrra: what are they preparing the troops for?
View: they are going to attempt to destroy the Death Star
Raven: a fools aren
View: just watch
Jaune: plus red 10, 3, 4 et alt, torpedoes mis, computers fault
Ruby:was it the computers fault?
View: wel—
Weiss: of course not!! The pilot  just probably missed and blamed the computer
Nora: you don't know that!! Maybe the computer is working with the bad guys!!
Blake: that's a stupid idea
Velvet: based on what we've seen, nothing's stupid
Yang: everyone just watch!!
Jauen: use the force luke don't stall! Vader! Falcon! Phew close call, the Death Star goes kablowey!!
Tai: they actually did it..r
Raven: probably just luck,
Qrow: you just can't admit your wrong can you?
Raven: QROW!!
Qrow: Jesus women!! Your worse then ice queen!!
Winter: THATS IT!!
She tackles qrow
Qrow: who usually I make the first moves! But I'm okay with this....
winter: ah!! Your impossible
Jaune: everyone get out there Zomey! Medals for their Royale duty! Han and luke but eh not Chewie
Velvet: why not chewie?
View: the world will never know..
Jaune: Star Wars! Star Wars! This is everything that happens in, Star Wars Star Wars!!!
Jauen: ice planet, wampa cave, obi wan beyond the grave, Solo in the blizzard brave! Tan tan guts, Luke is saved!!
Velvet: did they have to kill the tan tan?
View: it had already died
Jaune: back to base of frozen water, nerf herder, kiss that's awkward
Ruby: why is it awkward?
Summer: I'll tell you when your older
Weiss: I still can they over the fact that jauen can sing, really well
Pyyhra: maybe he can sing for me
Ruby: no! Me!!
Juane: Star destroyers, giant walkers, lots and lots of rebels slaughtered
Winter: they stood no chance!! Why didn't they run?
View: they were making sure the transports could get away
Ironwood: brave men
Ozpin: indeed
Jaune: asteroid!!!
Ruby: ah!
Jauen: take a breather
Ruby: thanks god
Jauen: RAWR! Enormous phallic creature!
Ruby jumps into yangs arms
Roman: ha, scared little red?
Jaune: to degobah look we're you'll meet your ancient muppet Jedi teacher!
Nora: he's so, small
Goodwitch: size doesn't matter
Jaune: physical and mental training, Vader vision yodas frazing. Do or do not, x wing rising, oops got to go! Friends need saving!
Blake: his friends are in trouble?
View: you'll see
Jaune: cloud city, weariness, once more C3pos a mess. Darth teams up with boba fett as the world worst dinner guests!
Roman: god I love that guy! And boba fett! So awesome as well!
Weiss: he's still so, inhuman
View: yay
Jaune: Luke is on his way although, carbonate for poor Han Solo, altered deal, dammit lando!!
Ren: poor han solo, I feel bad
Jaune: awesome kiss, I love you, I know
Yang: I have to use that!!
Weiss: I gotta admit that's cool
Pyyhra: maybe Jaune will use it on me!!
Ruby: no me!!
Jaunes music gets really tense
Cinder: finally something big happening!
Qrow: I have a bad feeling about this
Tai: you and me both
Jaune: Luke and Vader this is it! Epic battle trading hits
Ruby: wha-
View: shhhhhhh
Jaune: sabers clash, pop and fizz, nothing is as cool as this
No one could argue with that, not even Roman
Jaune: Vader cuts another wrist
The whole audience gasps
Jaune: high above an endless pit
Everyone is on the edge of their seats
Jaune: dark side pitches! Luke resist! I am your father.

Jaune: holy shit!!
Ruby: oh my god!!!
Weiss: how, he's so evil and
Nora: scary and
Ren: bloodthirsty
Cinder: he's supposed  to be a villain!
View: he is, for now
Jauen: Star Wars, Star Wars, this is everything that happens in Star Wars Star Wars,
Jauen: jabbas palace, next vendetta, Chewie captured, plan develops
Ruby: I hope their okay
Yang: they have a plan?? And it was getting captured?
Weiss: not much of a plan if you ask me
Jaune: leais bounty hunter getup, unfreeze Han but it's a set up!!
Pyyhra: oh no!!
Nora: break the slug guys legs!!
Ren: Dont think it has legs
Jaune: Luke shows up in taronieny, Leais super hot bikini, rancor fight, that bikini, sarlac pit, that bikini!
Goodwitch: does he have to keep going back tot he bikin? It makes me uncomfortable
Qrow: well I think it's funny
Tai: what's that sarlacc pit?
View: it eats things  that falls into it
Jaune: walk the plank but the plan is set, green lightsaber catch no sweat! Jabba grossly chocked to death, the same is true for boba fett!
Roman: cheap death!! Cheap!!!
View: I know right!!
Jaune: to deagobah Luke retreats, master yoda dies in peace, obi wan paints a family tree. Remember that one kissing scene?
Roman: OH
Qrow: MY
Yang: GOD
Jaune: the Death Star is almost good to go, the emperor now josh the show, Endor is more frightening though, with teddy bears! With bows and arrows!!
Ruby: another Death Star?
Ozpin: they want to make up for there loss of the original,
Cinder: that's the emperor? Doesn't looks so intimidating!
View: looks can be deceiving
Nora: hold on... TEDDDY BEARS!!
Ren: oh no...
Jaune: Luke gets caught and confronts his dad, come with me your not all bad!!
Weiss: how can he say that? He cut his hand off!!
Ozpin: it seems that Luke believes his father is being manipulated in some way
View: smart man, no wonder he god of light likes you
Ozpin: what? How!
View: I have my ways
Jaune: the rebels move into attack the death but oops, ITS A TRAP! 
Ironwood: this cant end well
Winter: if that thing can destroy entire planets, I don't want to know what else is can do...
Jaune: one more saber fights a given, Vader's hasn't cut, symbolism!!
Pyyhra: he beat him..... just like that!
Cinder: that shouldn't have been possible. Vader was a far more powerful warrior, Luke shouldn't have stood a chance.
Ozpin: yes but Vader was conflicted, Luke was not
Jaune: lightening fingers, indescion, Vader toss and all's forgiven!!
Emerald: the emperor, he's scary powerful
Mercury: you said it....
Blake: so, Vader just killed his master? Just like that?
View: just like that.
Jaune: bonding quick before it blows, remove the helmet, ugh, gross. Endor dancing! Happy ghost and that is how the story goes!!!
Jaune: Star Wars!! Star Wars!! That was everything that happened in!! Star Wars! Star Wars!!
Nora gets up and starts to dance,
Ren: nora what re you doing?
Nora: COME ON REN!! DANCE!!
She pulls Ren and pyyhra up and they start to dance
Yang: eh screw it!
Yang pulls Blake up
Blake: fiiiiiiiiiinnnnnnnnneeeeeeee
Ruby: come on weiss!
Weiss: no!
Ruby: please!!
Weiss and coco instantaneously melted under Ruby's puppy eyes.
Coco: come on velvet!!
All the beacon students started to dance
Qrow and tai look at each other
Qrow: well they started it....
tai: we are just, encouraging others
They jump up
Qrow: come on raven
Tai: lest go summer
After awhile all of team STQR we're dancing.
Ozpin stands up and looks at goodwitch
Ozpin: glynda , would you dance with me?
Glynda looks confused and has a light blush
Goodwtich: ozpin?
Ozpin's picks her up and they starts to dance
Ironwood: winter?
Winter: yes sir?
Ironwood: I'm reliving you from duty until this ' dance party' is over
Winter: thank you sir
Soon everyone was dancing to jaunes singing
Jaune: there were only 3 installments of, Star Wars!! Star Wars!!!

Jaune: STAR!!!

Jaune: WARS!!!!!

Ruby: wait I thought that there were 6?
View: yes he was referring to-
He was cutoff by a gutar to the head, they all looked to see that Jaune and thrown it through the screen
Jaune: don't look any further into it....

Thanks for reading this far!! Sport for the long wait this took a lot longer then I thought it would. This was based on the warp zones music video. Go child it out!
Epsilon signing off