Ruby: what are you waiting for? Start the movie!
View sighed
View: humans these days, so demanding!
View put the next video in, and it began to play
The scene opened up on Qrow in a suit walking by a open window. As he looks outside he looks in disbelief at the thing infront of him, and runs to the window
Qrow: hey! Stop climbing my tower with suction cups!
Raven chuckled
Raven: never thought you were the suit kind Qrow, looks like you finally pulled yourself together.
Qrow ignored her sister, his face practically glued to the screen
Qrow: god I look so hot in that suit.
Summer elbowed Qrow, who chuckled
Weiss: 'stop climbing my tower with suction cups', that's random.
Jaune, who was literally climbing the giant tower with suction cups, turned to face Qrow
Jaune: fuck you I'm climbing your tower with suction cups!
Qrow: why my tower?
Jaune: why not your tower!
Yang: hey, that's a good point!
Yang grabbed her drink and threw it at mercury, hitting him square on in the face
Mercury: what the fuck! Why'd you throw your drink at me?
Yang shrugged her shoulders
Yang: why not?
Qrow: your smudging my windows asshole!
Jaune rolled his eyes
Jaune: I'll smudge your windows all I want! Look at me goooo!
Qrow stomped his feet
Qrow: go suction cup someone else's tower!
Jaune: that sounds oddly suggestive!
Blake: what is going on?
Roman: chaos, in its purest form
Qrow: suck my dick get off my tower!
Jaune looked appalled
Jaune: what are you gay?
Summer elbowed Qrow, but a lot harder
Summer: Qrow! Ruby's 16 and your saying all this!
Qrow put his hands up in surrender
Qrow: it's not me! It's other me!
Velvet: Why are they even arguing? Can't Jaune just get off his tower?
Qrow: it's an expressing now get the fuck off my tower!
Jaune: no, fuck you!
Qrow: fuck you! What's your name?
Ruby covered her own ears
Ruby: there so, loud.
Blake nodded
Blake: not to mention they're very Vulgar.
Jaune: suction cup man!
Qrow: my ass! What's your name!
Jaune put Both his hands in the air, holding on by only his feet
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The many, many, many versions of Jaune arc
FanfictionThe title says it all Read at your own risk, most of the early chapters are riddled with typos and inconsistencies as well as small details I remedy in later chapters . For the best experience I recommend starting closer to then end of the book.
