Scum Male's Whitewashing Manual

6.19 (1)

[There should be a pearl inside, right? Don’t pearls come out of clams?]

[Previous commenter, you’re talking about pearl clams.]

[It doesn’t make any difference. But the clam looks clean, and its surface pattern is stunningly beautiful. Although it is a bit strange to use it as a gift for a marriage proposal, there’s nothing wrong with it.]

[You are all wrong, I’m guessing they are keeping it as a pet.]

[I think it’s food.]

[I say, your focus is wrong. Would the Anchor really succeed in proposing so soon? Although the two are on break, they haven’t graduated from college yet!]

[A successful marriage proposal doesn’t mean he has to get married just yet. In another year, the Anchor will be at the legal age of marriage. It could be that he is just getting engaged now. Hey, look at the handsome Anchor and the beautiful Little Sister Lele. Then look at me, I am turning thirty and I still don’t have a boyfriend, what a shame!]

[The single dog was hit by a storm!]

Wei Mingyan should be regarded as the epitome of an overnight sensation. He had never mixed around in the entertainment circle, and he didn’t do much professional food live broadcast, but because of his looks, and because of the incident regarding Ding Luxin, which exposed all his good qualities, he had already become the most eligible bachelor in the country.

Weibo comments bristled with speculation as they have been waiting for his post for half a month. Shortly after, he uploaded a second post, one a bit longer than the first.

It was still a picture, but now, the beautiful clam was opened, and inside it, there is a ring holder with a beautiful pearl inside. Interestingly, there was no ring.

In the caption, Wei Mingyan said, [This must be the most creative proposal in history. I brought this clam back and told Lele we would eat mussels tonight. Then, I asked her to take it to the kitchen to wash it. After that, she opened it… and well, here we are.

When we met for the first time, we opened clams together in the shop kitchen. Later, when I confessed to her, I was also opening clams. Since the clams played a significant role in our memories, I specially made a fake clam for my proposal. This clam represents me, and the pearl represents Lele. Just like the two of us, staying together forever and always.]

People can see that Wei Mingyan was proud of his work, even waiting for someone to praise him.

[….. Clam proposal, so awesome!]

[Anchor, do you really want me to praise you…? Well, for the sake of being so handsome, I praise your creativity…]

[Wait a minute, the pearl is Miss Lele, and the river clam is the Anchor. So, in the heart of the anchor, is he this ugly?]

[I only have one question. According to the correct treatment, it should be to soak the clam in water for a few days. It’s good enough that you didn’t soak the ring, Anchor.]

[We shouldn’t call him Anchor in the future, just call him Wei Hebang. Wei Hebang, it’s okay with you, right?]    

(TNote: 河蚌 [hé bàng] = clams/mussels; bivalves grown in rivers and lakes.)

[Ha ha ha ha good, good!! Mr. Clam and Miss Pearl!]

[Congratulations to Mr. Clam for his successful marriage proposal. Harmony for a hundred years, and giving birth to little pearls soon.]

Starting today, Wei Mingyan had a new name: Mr. Clam.

Under the dark night sky, the handsome man sat on the bench, looking at the comments constantly praising in the comment section, appearing more depressed as he saw more of them.