Scum Male's Whitewashing Manual

3.11

[I think I understand now...]

[Excuse me?]

[I think I know what temperament the Song God's dog has. It turns out it's an 'Erha'. Ah...]

(TNote: In China huskies can also go by the name 'Erha', because of their silly and funny personality; which could often make people laugh... When serious/cool/cold, it's a 'husky'; when silly/ quirky/acting like an idiot; it's an Erha. Erha huskies are those you usually see in memes.)

[Is it like those Erha who would even greet thieves?]

[How could you compare an Erha to Stormy who's able to catch chickens, follow orders and carry luggage? Sorry, I kind of want to laugh right now.]

Wuda-ge still didn't understand. He basically never surfed the Internet, so he didn't quite understand the other side of huskies. But Little Yue Yue was different.

Under the camera, the complicated expression on the lovely little girl's face almost made the whole audience turn over in laughter.

From this day on, the Song God had a brand-new nickname: Erha.

The Song God, Erha had begun the difficult and dangerous course of fighting with Movie Emperor team's Stormy.

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The program group was about to crack.

The 'Survival in the Wild' program team always thought that they were on a whole another level. Not even comparable with the goblins outside. Even those who were pure and unaffected could not be compared with them.

While other programs were still playing swimming pool diving games, which was not that challenging, their program group had begun to develop mechanical spiders to frighten female guests.

Every time people sat in front of the computer with packed lunches, watching the stars on camera, who were originally personable and beautiful, turning pale with fear or covered in embarrassment; they would smile with satisfaction while watching the rising ratings.

More and more examples prove that the worse the guests were tortured, the higher the audience rating would be.

So, one by one, new ideas came out. The program group, like the great devil, played with those pitiful people in their hands.

It just so happened that this time, they miscalculated.

Right now, they operated as usual. They stood in front of the screen, with numb expressions, and watched the loyal old dog who kept barking at a seemingly normal meadow. However, after spending more than three weeks on this small island with nothing, the handsome man, whose appearance was still shining, walked with his stick and hit hard the grass where there seemed to be nothing unusual.

The grass collapsed and the box inside was exposed.

Wei Mingyan cautiously moved forward, hooked the box with a stick and patted the old dog's head admiringly. "Stormy is really good. You found it again."

[I'm starting to fall in love with Stormy! How many times has this happened? How sensitive is his sense of smell?]

[Yan-ge said Stormy bit a thief when he was five years old. He really is a super good dog!]

[After the show was broadcasted, my mother started to clamour for a dog. She said it had to be like Stormy. In the end, she went to the pet market to look for one. The boss said that all the yellow puppies were in short supply. There was none left. My mother came back, unhappy for quite a while.]