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So i am alive, gotten through my writers block a bit so i will put this in the meantime enjoy.

Christopher staring up at the ceiling at a bunch of photographs.

Maurits: If you don't mind me asking dear brother, what are you doing?

Christopher: Stargazing! Obviously
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Maurits: But.. Those are pictures of Y/n.

Christopher: Yes.

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William: All right then listen up you fools! Not you Bernard, you are a sweetheart and we are thrilled you're here.

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Richard: Tea or Coffee?

William: ..Coffee.

Richard: No it's Tea.

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Maximilian: Ah! I got it wrong- I am such an idiot

Collin:

Maurits:

Richard:

Maximilian:

Collin: Were you waiting on us to disagree? You poor thing.

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Y/n: Hey.. can you do me a favor.

Cameron: Who is gonna die today?

Y/n: What- no-

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Them as a cop AU

William: You were going over the speed limit... papers?

Claude: Scissors. Drives off

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Matthew, standing with their back turned: I've been expecting you, Y/n.
Y/n: How did you do that without turning around?
Matthew: ... To be perfectly honest, the first couple of people I did that to were not you.

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Y/n: .. .----. -- / ... --- .-. .-. -.-- [translation: I'M SORRY]
Henry: What's that?
Y/n: Remorse code.
Henry: I'm even angrier now.

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William: Please, I'm begging you go to a doctor.
Maximilian: I'm sorry is this OUR stab wound? Stay out of it.