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🌟Witchcraft🌟 Human!Maurits x reader

(I wanted to try this out, and it was requested.)

After defeating Malak, you had decided to take Maurits with you to the human world. He was oblivious to the fact you did it because you deeply loved him. He was sitting on the couch, a confused look on his face. He pointed at your TV ''(y/n)! There is this.. magical device on your wall.'' You covered your mouth, trying not to burst out in laughter. You decided to confuse him even more, by grabbing the remote and turning the tv off. ''Huh! W-what, how!?'' He walked up to the TV and gently knocked on the screen. ''Do not fool me, work of witchcraft!'' He hissed at the screen. You couldn't help yourself. You burst out laughing. Maurits looked back at you, not understanding what was happening. ''(y/n)? Are you a witch?'' You pointed the remote back to the tv, and turned it back on.

Maurits looked at you, then to the screen and then back at you. ''You ARE an witch!'' He accused. You shook your head. ''No Mau, that's not how this works.'' You giggled. ''Verdorie! Wat is it then!'' You gave him a odd look. ''You're speaking half Dutch again, you alright?'' He scoffed and crossed his arms. ''Of course i am.'' He was giving you suspicious look. ''Look, this remote has buttons on it, see?'' He looked at it and pressed a random button. The TV turned back off. ''O-oh.'' He mumbled, slightly embarrassed. He walked to the kitchen and looked at the fridge. ''What might this be?'' He opened the fridge, then closed it. ''Do you have a weather controlling closet?'' He asked. ''It is similiar, it's called a fridge. It keeps the food well longer.'' You explained. He opened and closed it again. ''Hm?''

He picked up a can of soda. ''What is this little thing?'' He asked you. ''That's a can of soda.'' You opened it, and took a sip of it. You handed it to him. ''Try some, it's called Cola.'' He took a large sip and then spit it out. ''What was that!'' You pet his head. ''Don't touch me peasant.'' He gently pushed away your hand. His face was beet red of embarassment. ''So, you want some take-out?'' You asked. ''E-excuse me?'' You chuckled. ''It's food you order, and it gets delivered to your house.'' He blinked. ''The food isn't the highest quality, but still tasty.'' Maurits shook his head. ''Not the highest quality?'' You gave him a strict look. He looked out of one of the windows, staring at a car. He walked out the door, staring at your car. You followed him and giggled. ''That's a car.'' You opened the door and got in the drivers seat. ''Come on, sit next to me.'' You said, motioning to the other seat. He gave you a weird look before attempting to climb over you. ''No! That isn't how that works.'' Maurits shot you a confused look. ''What do you mean?''  You sighed and got out of the car. You walked around and opened the door to the passengers seat for him. ''Oh..''

''It's gotta be witchcraft!''