"Tell me this is just a dream" i clutched onto Gintoki's sleeve as he peeled a banana. "I wish i could have a drink and just forget it the next day but no, this shit will be etched forever in my memory" he answered taking a bite from the banana. "Danna, i didn't just call you here to eat bananas. We helped you with Otae-san, right? Now it's your turn to help us and break this up" Sougo said from beside me as he also peeled a banana. "Yeah, it's painful to watch Kondo-san like this. Like how did this even happen" i rested my chin on my hand. "Sougo-kun, this banquet was already broken up from the start. It's filled with gorillas! And Hanae-chan, you don't look the least bit sympathetic" Gintoki eyed me. "Oh come on, it's a wedding! If I knew this would happen, I'd never had left my bed!" i whispered a bit loudly.
"Here, have a banana" a peeled banana was shoved inside my mouth by the one and only Hijikata Toshirou. "How dare you put your banana inside her?!" Both Gintoki and Sougo flipped out on him. "T-Too big!" i coughed on it while taking it out. "The hell you blushing for?!" Sougo grabbed Hijikata by the collar and punched his face. "S-Stop it, I'm fine already! Toshirou, what about-" as i was about to ask about his progress, a buzzing sound stopped me. "Oh, it's Kondo-san" Sougo said taking out his receiver. "This is Kondo requesting assistance, over! What are you guys doing? Hurry up and break up the banquet, over! Aren't you Yorozuya good at that? I didn't invite you here to have a fancy meal you know, over!" What the hell is with this 'over','over'? How many times will he say over? 'Fancy meal' he says? There's nothing but bananas here!
Hijikata excused himself from us and went to the washroom, i guess he wanted to be out of this mess while on the other hand Gintoki and Sougo teased Kondo-san as they talked nonsense on the receiver. And the two sadists also went to the washroom. What do i do..? "Nee-san, help me with the bananas" Shinpachi said passing me a bunch. "Oh, great. Did you guys bring Tupperware?" i asked as i started peeling them. "You bet!" Kagura said as she took out boxes from her clothing. Noice. "Now, we will have the newly weds do their first activity as a married couple!" the announcer said and instantly a large bed was placed in front of the couple. I clasped my hand over my mouth to stop myself from laughing. Control, Hanae. You have to place a good example in front of the ki- the two kids were already doing the same as me, suffocating themselves so that they don't laugh out loud.
Shit shit shit, this is very amusing, I'm on the verge of crying from laughter. Hanae, control! i put my other hand over my mouth to suppress my laughter while i watched Kondo-san being tossed on air as the female gorilla laid flat on bed by spreading her limbs. At that moment, a sharp spear was thrown towards Kondo-san which fortunately stuck him to the wall behind instead of killing him. Is she he- "OTAE-SAN!" Kondo-san shouted in joy soon after seeing her and so did the Shinsengumi members. "She finally made up her mind to become the chief's wife!" Yamazaki commented from the table beside us. No, I don't think so. At least, not yet. The gorillas all started shouting while hitting their chest causing the Shinsengumi members to hold them back allowing a path to be cleared for Otae to walk towards the helpless Kondo.
"DAMN YOU! What're you doing to my-" Otae shouted as she ran towards Kondo-san and the gorilla. Your..? Is she finally gonna- "What weird nonsense were you planning on showing my brother?!" she kicked both the gorillas causing them to hit the wall. "Bahahahahaha!" this time i couldn't control my laughter anymore and rolled on the floor as tears fell from my eyes. What the hell did i just hear? Hahaha- i was suddenly pulled out of my trance and on my feet by Otae and then started running. She grabbed onto Shinpachi's wrist while i grabbed Kagura's and pulled them along with us. We were soon joined by Gintoki, Hijikata, Sougo and the whole Shinsengumi. Sougo and Gintoki fought for their place so that they don't get caught while Hijikata carried the unconscious body of Kondo-san. I glanced at Otae's face to check her expression and was amused to see her smiling brightly as we all ran out of the place. Yeah, this suits her.
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Thank you for reading episode 26.
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