by ReaderMagnifique
sequel to <Betrayed, Devastated, Heartbroken, Inconsolable, and Woeful>James: please help
Lily: What's wrong?
Are you okay?
James: i need a tragic backstory and i need it now.
Lily: …
James: for the record i have never been more serious about a thing in my life.
Lily: I almost spat tea on my laptop.
Because I was worried for you.
I almost spat MY TEA onto NICK MILLER.
James: okay
for that i am sorry
truly
but this is a matter of urgency
Lily: I have put my tea to one side.
You have my attention.
Be brief, Potter.
James: lily its me
Lily: LOL
True true true.
Okay, I am genuinely listening now.
Hit me with your problem.
James: sirius is picking a christmas film and he must be stopped
right now
Lily: I want to say it won't be that bad, just let him pick
BUT
It is Sirius
James: lily
its worse than you can possibly imagine
he's going to pick elf
Lily: NO!
James: EXACTLY!
Lily: Unacceptable
I'm calling 999
James: HE DOESN'T EVEN LIKE IT
HE DOES IT TO BETRAY ME
he does thi ! ! ! !
because even the title page makes me flinch
and because he is an arse
I AM WORD PERFECT ON THIS ATROCITY!
Lily: That's abuse
James: but he gets away with it because he has a tragic backstory
and i am not questioning the validity of it
i would never
but right now i need something bigger
a validier one, if you will
because i know he is going to pull this shit when we go home too
and mum will say yes
and make me sit through it AGAIN
and i don't think i can survive elf twice in one year
let alone one month
Lily: That would be traumatizing
James: it is
Lily: And obviously both Sirius and your mum are immune to your eyebrow raising debility and subsequent heartbreak.
James: cold and unfeeling monsters that they are
Lily: But you're in your flat right now.
James: yeah
YOU ARE READING
Jily Oneshots (pt2)
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