Jily Oneshots (pt2)

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by abby10 on archiveofourown.org

Sirius Black to Whore-antine: im starting an onlyfans

Remus Lupin: Please don’t.

James Potter: seconded

James Potter: i mean seconded to remus. not sirius. i am not also starting an onlyfans.

Remus Lupin: And I mean absolutely no disrespect to those who have OnlyFans accounts.

James Potter: just 100% disrespect to sirius specifically

Remus Lupin: Exactly

Peter Pettigrew: whats onlyfans

Sirius Black: the next landscape for me, the titan of tiktok and scion of social media, to conquer

James Potter: its like patreon but mostly used for sexy stuff

Peter Pettigrew: whats patreon

Remus Lupin: You studied computer science how do you not know these things??

James Potter: patreon is a subscription service where you pay to support a creator and in exchange get access to special content or like get it early or stuff like that

Sirius Black: patreon is the site jim supports (stalks) that redheaded youtuber on

Peter Pettigrew: ohhhh ya i no that 1

James Potter: i do not stalk her!! i just have a deep appreciation for her work!!!

Remus Lupin: No, I have a deep appreciation for her work. You just think she’s fit.

James Potter: i am a complex man. both things can be true.

Peter Pettigrew: wat does she make videos abt again?

Sirius Black: dont get him started

Remus Lupin: She talks mostly about politics. She got her start making videos about the alt-right, and has expanded from there.

James Potter: shes brilliant

James Potter: the mind of our generation

Peter Pettigrew: whas the alt rite?

Remus Lupin: Why don’t I just send you some of her videos?

Peter Pettigrew: ok

Sirius Black: watch out james! you might have competition for number 1 fan :O

James Potter: dont you have an onlyfans to make?

Sirius Black: ooh thx for the reminder! ill dedicate my first video 2 u ;)

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@lilyevans tweeted: Looking to interview friends and family members of people who have been sucked into white supremacist groups for a new video! Drop me an email (address in my bio) if you would like to get more info! Xx

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From: siriusblack@gmail.com

To: lilyevans@outlook.com

Hey. I saw your tweet about the video you are making and I’d like to get involved. You might not know who I am, but I have 11.5 million followers on TikTok (@padfoot). I mostly make comedic videos, but what you’re doing is really important to me. My whole family is full of Riddle supporters and white supremacists. Including my little brother. Would love to maybe collaborate on something with our 2 accounts and 2 platforms if you’d be down. Hoping to put my following to good use. Let me know your thoughts.