Constellations

Breakfast is served

"I'm cooking with sag' Aries bleated softly.
"What, is it a bad thing?" Sagittarius frowned.
"It's not a bad thing, its just that...." Aries tried to explained but Scorpio interjected.

"So much for tolerance" he scoffed from the conner.
"Looks like I'm cooking with you Scorpio" Pisces chimed in.

"Not the annoying girl" Scorpio grunted, glaring at the grinning girl.

"Yeah really so much for tolerance" Leo chuckled.

"Oh would you look at that, my partner is Libra, she doesn't argue and isn't annoying" Leo simpered pulling Libra close to him.

"Oh great" Scorpio muttered under his breath.

"Virgo, you are really the best roommate ever" Taurus whispered to Virgo.
Virgo lifted a brow at him.

"Cause Cancer is my partner " Taurus grinned.
"The moody girl" Virgo looked at Cancer.
"Why do you have to be a critic " Taurus frowned.

"Cause I'm Virgo" he replied.

"Isn't this great A we are partners" Gemini effused to smiling Aquarius.

"Those two have something going on" Taurus whispered to Virgo.

"How'd you know" befogged Virgo asked.
"Cause they they were grinning like that upstairs" Taurus answered.

"But you grin like that with Cancer" Virgo shrugged.
"That doesn't count" Taurus turned away.

"Looks like we are cooking together then" Virgo turned to Capricorn.
"Mm-hm, I guess" she forced a smile.

"Now that everything is settled can we cook please" Sagittarius placed her hands on her hips.

"We, what do you mean we?" Aries asked.
"We cook first cause you are the first zodiac, so we take Monday." Sagittarius explained.

"That means Cancer and I are next" Taurus agreed.
"Then Gemini and Aquarius, then Leo and I and then...." Libra counted on.

"We know that now, thanks" Scorpio deadpanned with sarcasm.

"Arrrgh, I didn't plan on cooking today" Aries cried as he entered the kitchen.

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"How long will it take, I can't wait any longer" Taurus crossed his arms.

"Don't get your hopes too high about the food, its either coming half cooked or burnt" Gemini said hopelessly.

"Why?" Virgo asked, peeping from his gardening book.

"Cause we are talking about Sagittarius and Aries here, what do they both have in common?"  Gemini asked.

"Extremely inquisitive" Virgo guessed.
"No" Gemini shook her head.

"Energetic talkative" Libra guessed.
"No" Gemini grunted.

"Playful individuals" Pisces shrieked.
"No" Gemini groaned.

"Pioneers and explorers" Aquarius guessed.
"No" Gemini cried.

"I guess they do have a lot in common, but what I mean is they are both impatient.
So, Aries would be like, I can't wait let's just take the food out and Sagittarius would be like, yeah me too. BANG!! Half cooked."

"Or Sagittarius will be like, I can't wait , and Aries will be like let's turn up the heat, That way the food will cook faster. BANG!!! Burnt food." Gemini explained.

"That. . .makes sense" Virgo agreed before giving his attention back to the book.

"Nah it won't happen I'm positive about it" Libra hoped.

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A while later Aries and Sagittarius came out of the kitchen.

"What happened?" Cancer asked.

"We had a little competition" Sagittarius answered.

"Oh we forgot one, competitive" Leo pointed out.
"So who is the best cook?" Aries said.

"Here we are thinking you'd make one bad food, but you manage to make two congratulations" Scorpio said with sarcasm oozing from every word.

"Why is your face all black Ari?" Pisces asked.
"Cause he has the burnt food" Virgo answered, his eyes scanning Aries's creation.

"I'm going to pour myself a bowl of cereal, anyone thinking the same thing?" Taurus got up and went into the kitchen.
"Anyone wants pancakes? Aries offered as he picked up the food and spun it around.

"No thanks" everyone chorused.

"Well look on the bright side, there's not a single cloud in the sky, looks like we are going shopping after all" Sagittarius dropped her pancakes and stared at the sky through the window.

When a loud thunder banged and it began to pour heavily.
"Its raining isn't it" Sagittarius lowered her head.
"Yup" Cancer answered.

"I was really looking forword to shopping" Pisces wailed, robbing Taurus's cereal.
"Why are we going shopping anyways?" Aquarius asked.

"Maybe to get another taste of humanity" Virgo replied.
"Looks like we aren't getting that taste today" Leo said as he put his hands behind his nape.

"We might as well look for other things to do" Pisces sighed.

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Virgo took Capricorn to the basement in secret.
"Remind me again why we are here" she asked.
"But I never told you before" Virgo prelected.

"I know, I was being sarcastic" Capricorn shrilled.
"I brought you here to give you this" Virgo pointed a pair of contact lenses. "So no one would know you need glasses" he added.

Thanks virgin" Capricorn hugged him.

"Vir..virgin" he stuttered.
"Get used to it, its my nickname for you" she shrugged.

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