Measuring

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I stood in the garden shed pad and pencil in hand, counting up all our tools, all our seeds, all our garden stock that we had lining the selves in the shed. I made sure to make accurate notes as this would be used then to make the list for the box and the list for the builders to tell them how many of each tool or item we need making up for us. It should be zarts job as keeper however he outsourced it to me as usual. I was making my notes peacefully when the shed door opened wide. I glanced over to see a familiar sight.

Y/n our only girl currently, in her usual little shoes, the same cargo trousers as everyone else but she had cut them into shorts due the hot weather, a loose blue shirt with it slightly hung off her left shoulder exposing her bra strap. She had her hair in a long plait a blue ribbon worked into her plait and around her head like a headband to keep the hair out of bed face, her measuring tape around her neck and her own writing pad In her arm. She was our laundry girl and repair girl cleaning and fixing all the clothes of the glade. Frankly she had been a godsend in that respect as It meant at least we could have some fresh clothes every once in a while.

"Hi love" I smiled

"Take out your dick"

I froze up for a moment having to have a moment of buffer "uuuuuuuhhh... what!?"

"Take out your dick" she repeats

".... Yeah that's what I thought you said. One more time I think I might be loosing my mind"

"Take out your dick. Your penis. Your cock. Your manhood. The doohickey between your legs"

"I. Have. So many. Questions"

"I don't have time for this newt come on"

"Have you been out in the sun too long love?"

"Fine I'll do it" she sighed coming in more but I backed away holding my pencil like a machete as I didn't have mine and the pad to protect myself

"Ahhh no! No! Ain't nobody touching my doohickey!" I complained "now please. Explain what the bloody hell is going on"

"I'm making a graph"

"A graph? What kind of graph?"

"I'm measuring every boy's height and penis length I'm trying to see if there's a correlation"

"....why?"

"I have a day off and I'm bored" she shrugs "come on newt I have to do everyone in the glade for my research, I have them all written down"

"-I'm not the first person you came to with this?"

"No, I didn't know where you were your going to be my twentieth seventh subject"

"How on earth did you get anyone to agree to that?"

"Well I'm also going to have to make a largest to smallest scale for the graph"

"AHH. That's how. You realize the only reason anyone has agreed to this is A to show the only girl in the glade their cocks and B because they all wanna see if they have a bigger cock than someone else"

"Science is science I don't care why they agreed so long as they do" she shrugs "so... may I measure?"

"No," I told her

"But my graph! Science!"

"Your graph will be fine without one participant"

"Please"

"No. Besides once Minho finds out where I am on the scale he'll never let me live it down" I sighed returning to my work

"Why? Are you going to be one of those really weird variables?"

"Y/n. Just no."

"Fine. Fun crusher" she sighed

I shook my head as went back to my work making notes and counting things up but as I did I noticed her out the corner of my eye with her tape measure checking my height

"Y/n!"

"Newtie 5'10 and a half" she notes on her little pad

"You're not going to give up on this are you?"

"Nope"

"Fine" I sighed "on the condition I get to know everyone else's"

"Okay"

"Alright" I sighed making sure to lock the shed so knowone would come in

"Go on then" she smiled with her little tape measure

"Alright alright." I told her undoing my pants unable to stop glancing at her as I did eventually they dropped to my ankles and she waited smiling at me moving to kneel on the floor In Front of me stroking her tape

"Come on I haven't got all day" she says so I slowly tugged my underwater down enough she could do her measuring. She wasted no time immediately starting her work it was

"For god sake newt it keeps changing" she complained

"It's cold in here love!" I complained 'don't get hard. Don't get hard. I know there's a girl like an inch away from my cock but don't get hard! She's gonna notice that'

My thoughts were rather suddenly interrupted but her blowing a warm breath across me "come on little guy I know it's cold in here but I'm trying to measure" she giggled stroking her hand up my shaft a few times

"Uuuuuuuhhh...." Well. There goes the idea of not getting hard

"Yay there he is" she giggled returning to measuring and making her notes "thank you newt" she smiled giving me a kiss but that was enough- "Ahhhh!" She squealed in shock "newt!" She screamed

"I'm so sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry" I told her as quickly as I could even if I was still a bit disoriented quickly pulling my pants up as she got to her feet

"Seriously!" She yelled

"I'm sorry!" I told her "it uhh it's in your hair"

"I know!" She complained as I had managed to hit both her face and her hair

"I'm really really sorry y/n" I told her letting her use my hoodie to clean her face and hair

"It's fine." She sighed "what I get for helping"

"Have you... helped anyone else today?"

"No, but I figured you'd need a hand" she smiled giving my cheek a little kiss too

"Thank you very very much" I smiled giving her a kiss too "so where do I rank?"

"Not sure. A bit unfair given you were hard" she giggled

"Ohh trust me any guy in the glade saw you on your knees they were hard" I told her

"Interesting" she giggled "it's fine some boys were. I'll show you my graph later" she smiled giving my cheek another kiss and heading to the door "think positive newt you beat gally" she smiled as she headed out into the glade 

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