(Starshine Cookie is my main OC!)
*Shadow milk randomly pops up out of nowhere and starts commiting arson*
Starshine: "What the fu-"
Shadow Milk: "IT'S YO MAMA, SHADOW MILK!"
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Starshine: "Affogato, meet Strawberry Crepe!"
Affogato: "Hey kid-"
Strawberry Crepe: "Okeh let's see.. 6% coffee, 6% ice cream, 20% yandere, 4% tsundere, 19% narcissist, 15% snake, 30% fish. Wow, you're weird."
Affogato: "Why you little-"
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Past Starshine: "So... do we like men now?"
Current Starshine: "Yes."
Past Starshine: "Wait but what about-"
Current Starshine: "Shh, you're not supposed to have that trauma in your timeline yet."
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Starshine: "I'm a knight, but I can also be a: confidant, paladin, mentor, author, singer, someone who needs therapy,-"
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Pure Vanilla: "So... you could have these seizures in battle, too... how scary. I cannot fathom the amount of pain-"
Starshine: "WHY DOES EVERYONE SAY THAT CAN'T YOU JUST COMFORT ME INSTEAD OF STANDING THERE?!"
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Prune Juice: "Did you park illegally with your car?!"
Capsaicin: "No, of course not!"
Prune Juice: "Oh, thank the witches-"
Capsaicin: "I don't even have a car! So I took someone else's."
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*Starshine Cookie is very honest about her dislikes when on her period.*
Starshine: "NO, NO, NOOOO! LEAVE ME ALONE!"
*She picks up a random piano*
Clotted Cream: "Wait, where'd you get that piano?"
Starshine: "RAAAAAHH-"
*She throws it at him*
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*Insert Starshine Cookie and Dark Cacao Cookie randomly screaming at Affogato Cookie and Clotted Cream Cookie*
Affogato, to Clotted Cream: "So, wanna go get coffee?"
Clotted Cream: "Sure thing bro."
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Starshine Cookie, looking at the deceit-consumed Faerie Kingdom: "Well, that's concerning."
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Shadow Milk: "WHERE IS HE-"
White Lily: "She☝."
Starshine: "YEAH HAHA IN YO FACE THIS IS MODERN FEMINISIM TALKING!"
DU LIEST GERADE
CRK x Reader - Oneshots and Headcanons! [REQUESTS TEMPORARILY CLOSED!]
FanfictionYeah I was bored so I decided to make this. Read the first Part for Info and Request!