A Possible Remote Solution

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We have been contacted by entities from somewhere else
They aren't malevolent or smelly
They're not lizard like or blobs of jelly

In fact, they have been contracted by the government to prevent an eventuality that could be quite drastic
You see, these non-citizens have food forever because as part of their diet, they eat plastic.

And they are welcome to eat all the plastic they desire.
In return, they guarantee worldwide WIFI and bagless oceans

They promise to eat all obsolete and non working TV remotes
They really eat plastic, even old phones and styrofoam

Special bins will be provided by local governments for all device remotes, and phones
Even old worn out traffic cones

Although there's one noteworthy thing about our visitors from the stars
Some citizens have reported missing lawn furniture, backyard toys, and a few newer cars

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