A Young Man's Prayer

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Where there are 26 beer signs
It's ladies night again
Thank God

May I win at pool and avoid a fight
Could I then find one that's not too bright
I'll pray I can and hope I might
Bring her home and screw all night

May that right rear tire not need air
May my roommate, please, not be there

May I not swerve left and right
May this mirror see no cop's light

May I do this again next week too
Pray I won't wreck my car again
Because, tonight, ya know, I've had a few, amen

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