Dirty Pick-up Lines

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Taylor: "I wish you were soap so I could feel you all over me."

Hayes: "You're lips are kind of wrinkled, mind of I press them?"

Jack G: "I'm no Fred Flintstone, but I can make your bedrock."

Jack J: "You're so selfish. You're gonna have that body for the rest of your life and I just want it for one night."

Shawn: "Are you a Jedi? Because I think my lifesaver felt a disturbance from your force."

Aaron: "If you're feeling down, I could feel you up."

Nash: "Do you like lollipops? Cause I can take you through the candy shop."

Cam: "Is your name winter? Because you'll be coming soon."

Matt: "You must be yogurt because I want to spoon you."

Carter: "I own the best rollercoaster in town. Wanna ride it?"

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