BURNIQUE
Kumakain ako sa Jolibee kanina.. Malapit ako sa counter tapos sa tabi ko may isang foreigner na may kasamang pilipina (asawa ata ng foreigner) at batang pinoy na mukhang jeje. Kakatapos lang nila kumain. Ung pinay nagcr muna. Tapos, naghahanap ng toothpick ung foreigner tapos tinanong niya si jejeboy kung saan makakahingi ng toothpick.
Foreigner: Where can I ask for a toothpick?
Jejeboy: Over there (tumuro sa counter), tell them that you want a burnik.
Foreigner: Say what again?
Jejeboy: Burnik.
Tapos nabilaukan ako nun. Gago ampota, edi pumunta na nga ung foreigner sa counter, tapos tumingin ako sa jejeboy, natatawa. Pati ako natawa na din. Edi un nga, pumunta ung foreigner sa counter, tapos..
Foreigner: Can I ask for a burnik?
Cashier: Say what again? (medyo natatawa na)
Foreigner: You know, a burnik. You know, the thing that we use to clean our teeth. (tapos pumoporma pa as if naglilinis ng ngipin gamit toothpick)
Cashier: (Nagpipigil ng tawa) You mean toothpick sir? Wait sir, I'll give it to you. *Inabot ung toothpick habang nagpipigil ng tawa*
Foreigner: Thank you! Here's your tip, Man, I love Philippines! People are smiling everywhere! *Thanks to jejeboy*
Burnique Gil
2010
FEU tech
