PJO/HoO× Reader One-shots

Ducks Don't Distract(Nico di Angelo)

You circled Nico, weapon in hand, a smirk on your face. Both of you were sweaty and wore out, but niether of you was quitting until the other was on the ground shouting mercy.

Nico advanced toward you and you stepped back, swiping your sword toward his middle. He smiled. "That all you got (L/N)?"

You laughed. "Nope." You swung at him and he met your sword with his, twisting so he held both yours and his own. Yours was positioned behind your neck and the other was pointed at your chest.

"You know, I could kill you." He commented. You shrugged.

"So could a really angry pigeon. What's your point?" His face scrunched up in confusion and you took his moment of distraction to your advantage, ducking away from both swords.

You kicked his arm to make him drop yours and scooped it up, smiling.

"Pigeons distract everyone." You said. "Next time, think of ducks, di Angelo." And with that, you spin on your heel and walk away from him, a smirk on your face.

I can't tell if this was really bad or funny...

Probably bad, lol. :)