"pssst, john." sherlock whispered, poking the sleeping body next to him. "john!"
"what?" john groaned into his pillow.
"what's the difference between jam and jelly?" sherlock asked.
"it's three in the morning, why are you awake?" john asked.
"what's the difference between jam and jelly?" sherlock asked again.
john let out a frustrated sigh. "i don't know, what?"
sherlock scooted closer and whispered, "i can't jelly my dick in your ass." into john's ear.
john pushed the laughing sherlock away from him, going back to sleep.
i am not sorry.
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Johnlock Oneshots
Fanfictionheyo. johnlock shit here. some smut fluff and a little bit of angsts and some smut here and there. (there's a second book btw once you finish this an if you want to read more) a/n(2/21/21): i wrote these oneshots when i was in eighth grade and i'm...
