Johnlock Oneshots

fem!lock smut

sherlock started hiking up joan's evening gown, watching the woman speak with her sister. joan smacked her hand away and shot a glare at her as she continued to continue her conversation with margret. sherlock started doing it again and this time joan excused herself, getting up and going to the restroom.

"sherlock, don't." margret said softly as she watched her sister place the napkin from her lap on the table.

"if i have to get dragged along to things i don't want to do, i'm at least going to find something to enjoy." she said then got up, watching her sister roll her eyes. she made her way to the restroom, seeing joan standing there, waiting for her.

"if you don't stop, we're going to have a problem." joan said to sherlock.

"no we won't." sherlock grinned and stepped closer to joan, placing her hands on her hips.

"sherlock holmes i swear to god."

"come on baby, just a kiss. pleeaassee?" she whined.

"fine," joan sighed, clearly annoyed with her girlfriend. she gave her a kiss, but sherlock backed them up against the wall, gropping joan's ass. joan pushed her off, keeping a hand on her chest. "when we get home. think of it as a treat." she said then walked over to the mirror, touching up her lipstick.

"or maybe dessert." sherlock said as she appeared behind joan, kissing the exposed part of her neck.

joan groaned softly. she really did want sherlock to fuck her, right now, against the sink, but she blocked the thoughts off. if they were gone too long, people will know. "we will leave after dessert, and that's final." john declared, pulling away from sherlock.

sherlock sighed and watched her girlfriend walk out of the restroom, keeping an eye on her ass. she walked out after her, going back to the table and sitting down next to joan again. dinner had been served while they were gone and sherlock picked at hers while joan ate, starting a conversation with georgia who was sitting across from her. it was a stupid dinner with the family. mr and mrs holmes sat at the ends of the table while their children and dates sat at the sides. sherlock pouted the rest of the dinner and smiled a bit once john placed her hand on her knee, that meant she was talking about her. sherlock ate dessert quickly so they could leave faster, but joan took her time, taking with mr holmes about the absurd government with margret glaring at them from her seat.

"can we go now?" sherlock asked in joan's ear.

joan looked at her. "after you thank your parents for dinner. nicely."

sherlock sighed then looked at her mother, smiling. "thank you, mum, and dad, for dinner." she said then stood up. "but joan and i do have to get home. we have an unfinished case waiting for us."

joan stood up with sherlock. "we'll have to get together another time." she said to her girlfriends parents. sherlock started pulling on joan's hand like a five year old, telling their mother to hurry up. "have a nice night." she smiled then got dragged away by her girlfriend. "i swear sherlock." joan said as she hailed a cab.

"what?" sherlock asked ammused, grinning. "all i'm concered about right now is you on the bed, begging for my fingers in your cunt." she whispered into joan's ear. "is that what you want baby?" she asked teasingly, groping her ass.

joan nodded, rubbing her thighs together for some kind of friction. once a cab pulled up, joan got in quickly, telling the cabbie the adress. sherlock got in after her and placed a hand on her thigh, close to her crotch then lightly rubbed her with her finger, making joan groan slightly and rest her head on sherlock's shoulder.

the minute they entered the flat, sherlock locked the door then pushed joan against it, kissing her deeply as she cupped her breasts. joan kissed back eagarly, pushing sherlock's curls out of the way and unzipping her dress, helping her get out of it. sherlock pulled joan off the door and started walking her back to the bedroom, unzipping her dress then letting her step out of it before they continued. sherlock didn't waste any time before unhooking joan's bra and leaving it in the corridor before pushing her into their room, pushing her back onto the bed. they broke the kiss and joan fully got on the bed, watching sherlock take off her bra then spread her legs. she grinned as she leaned over joan, rubbing her through her panties.

"god, love, you're soaking. what were you thinking about during dinner?" she asked then moved the panties out of the way, rubbing her wet folds.

joan moaned out, bucking her hips up some. "i thought about this. i thought about your fingers in me, fucking me while you whispered dirty things into my ear, the way you eat me out- oh god!" joan moaned loudly as sherlock started to rub her clit with her thumb furiously.

sherlock grinned then stopped, pulling the panties off of joan then teased her a bit. she rubbed her hands up her smooth legs, then up her torso then cupped her boobs again, this time leaning over her and kissing one of the tiny pink buds as she pinched the other one, rubbing it between her fingers.

joan moaned happily, running her fingers through sherlock's hair and gripping it slightly when she slid a finger between her folds again. "stop teasing!" joan whined. "some nights are okay, but tonight is not!"

sherlock chuckled. "is my baby horny?" she asked teasingly, sliding a digit into her cunt, slowly thrusting it. "tell me how much you want my fingers to fuck your cunt, how much you want me to eat you out." she growled into her ear, biting the lobe.

joan gasped. "god i want it!" she moaned, bucking her hips up a bit. "i want your fingers in me so badly, i even touched myself at dinner a bit."

"oh," sherlock grinned devilishly, pulling her finger out. "you've been a bad girl, haven't you?" she asked, looking down at the helpless woman.

"sherlock, please." joan begged.

"but you've been bad, and this is what bad girls don't get what they want." sherlock grabbed joan's hand as it fell down to her lower region.

"god you're such cunt!" joan groaned. "it's such a turn off too, ya know?" she asked.

sherlock grinned. "it isn't baby." she said and ran two fingers between the helpless woman's folds. "you're even wetter now than you were before. you love it when i'm a cunt. you love it even more when i fuck you hard in the cunt." she said and shoved her two fingers into joan's cunt, pumping them quickly.

joan moaned and gripped the pillows by her head, bucking her hips up more, needing more friction.

sherlock pushed her hips down and continued to fuck her with her fingers. joan spread her legs more, letting sherlock got a better angle, able to move her fingers deeper. sherlock curled her fingers, rubbing over that sweet spot and joan lost it.

"christ, baby!" joan moaned loudly, whining slightly as sherlock repeatidly hit it, sliding a third finger in and at the same time she started rubbing her clit again. joan was about to bust like a balloon. she felt that warm feeling pool up in her abdomen, clutching around sherlock's fingers. then the pleasure stopped and joan whined, "sherlock!"

"wait a sec." sherlock said then flipped joan onto her knees and pushing her ass up in the air, giving it a good squeeze. sherlock grinned and leaned down, licking over the dripping cunt. "my baby always tastes so good." she hummed, rubbing her fingers through the silkness again. sherlock took one last long lick before kitten licking her girlfriend's cunt.

"fuck! sherlock!" joan moaned as her tongue slilpped into her, soon fucking her with it. joan gasped and moaned into the pillow once sherlock started kneading at her clit. "fuck, fuck, i'm gonna come!" joan moaned, whining slightly.

sherlock grinned and pulled her tongue away, slipping her fingers into joan's cunt once more, thrusting them quicker than before, then there was that beautiful sound. that beautiful sound that joan made when she came that was music to sherlock's ears. sherlock lapped up what she could, savoring the flavor of her girlfriend's sweet juices.

sherlock laid down next to joan, spread her knees wide.

"what're you doing?" joan panted, watching her girlfriend remove her panties.

"i need some pleasure too." she winked then inserted a single digit, moaning in relief.

joan grinned and got up, crawling over her girlfriend. now it was her time to play.

okay, so, i felt weird writing this and i'm probably never going to write lesbian smut again just because it makes me feel weird and leave some feedback because i want to know what y'all think.