Adopted by Phan

Chapter 95

Phil's P.O.V.

I looked over at Dan nervously and then over at the camera as we had just turned on, squeezing Dan's hand and giving him one last kiss before we finally decided to start filming. I took in a deep breath, quickly thinking back to my secret project that was now well underway.

I was silently praying under my breath and thanking Louise for all the work she'd done to help me out.

"Ready Dan?" He smiled, pulling the sharpie out of his pocket and placing it on my bed beside him.

"Yes."

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"Hello everyone and welcome to Phil is not on fire 10! That's right, I've known this nerd for 10 years now!" I elbowed Dan, scowling a little bit but still smiling.

"But yes, PINOF 10 is here which means..." I leaned around Dan and plucked up the sharpie from the bed, pulling the lid off and staring at the camera meaningfully. "Whisker time!"

By the time I had got the whiskers on Dan he was giggling and rolling around on the bed, almost knocking the pen out of my hand. I had done one side of the whiskers completely wonky and he looked a little bit odd.

"Alright I get it, it looks like my sexuality! Just like my hair used to be! We get it!" Dan was still laughing, waving his hands around. "Phil give me the pen.... I'm going to make it my job to make you look worse!"

He did that job very well, not even attempting to make the individual whiskers look neat and I spent the whole time whacking his hands away, trying not to look like a complete moron.

"Okay I get it.... question time!"

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"Would you marry a marshmallow?" Dan gave me a confused look.

"What! No!" I grinned, tipping Dan off the bed.

"Read a fanfiction... any one of them." I looked at Dan, horrified, because I knew a lot of the fanfictions were... not the most child friendly.

"Well it'll have to be a- non... disgusting one.... no smut on my channel!" Dan wiggled his eyebrows, giving me the look that I knew very well.

"Ohhh look I found one!" I looked over at Dan's screen and saw a fanfiction up on screen called Human- Phan. I saw the number of reads and whistled, seeing the number 1.43 million reads.

"Bloody hell... that looks like it's a popular book. Right, let's read it."

We had planned to just do a skip while we were reading it and insert any parts that we found interesting into the video later, but as it turned out we read the whole thing in just under an hour, well I read the whole thing out loud while Dan was lying on my stomach and playing on of my hands.

"I wish I could dance but it ain't gonna happen guys." He was refering to the book, which was about him being a dancer.

"Become a cocoon" Dan gave me an excited look and then yanked the duvet out from underneath me, sending me sprawling across the sheets and almost off the bed.

He then wrapped the duvet around himself and poked is head out the top, suddenly looking like a blue and green worm. He smiled at me, opening up one arm and wrapping some of the duvet around me, turning us both into a cocoon.

"Prank call your mum." I pulled my phone out, already cringing as I knew what Dan was going to say. The phone rang a couple of times before I heard my mum pick up.