Avenger's One-Shots/ IronDad & Spiderson

🥀Oh My Thor!🔥

The Avengers were sitting around talking and watching TV.

"How about we all try to lift Thor's hammer again hm? It would be fun to see if anything changed since last time!" Tony says with a smile on his face.

Everyone nodded agreeing.

Clint went up and it didn't work.

"I'm telling you it's a clown trick!" He yells annoyed.

Everyone just laughed at him.

Then Sam went up, it didn't lift.

"Okay, it may be rigged." Same admits.

"Thank you!" Clint yells out.

Steve went up and this time it didn't even budge. He just let out a nervous chuckle.

"Of course." He just sat down shaking his head.

Next Wanda tried lifting it with her magic but it wouldn't move.

"Very odd..." She says, sitting back down next to Vision.

"I already know what would happen, I'm good." Vision says shaking his head.

Next Rhodey went up and it budged a bit.

"Ooh." Rhodey says chuckling.

"RIGGED!" Clint yells again.

Tony shook his head while chuckling. He got up to lift it and it actually lifted a bit.

He dropped it in shock.

"Holy shit I'm worthy!" Tony yells while laughing in shock.

"Cap doesn't like those kinda words," Natasha says. Steve groans as everyone laughs.

Bucky tried it and it didn't move, but it did budge a bit.

He was shocked, so was everyone.

Bruce tried and he pretended to turn into the hulk.

Everyone laughed.

"What about you lady Natasha?" Thor asks.

"You go ahead," Natasha says, waving her hand.

Thor shrugs. He gets up and picks it up. After Natasha gets up and picks him up. Then setting him down.

"Done." She says smirking.

"That's cheating!!!" Clint yells in shock.

Thor was shocked himself. He laughed.

"Well played," Thor says, placing it down again.

That's when Peter walked in, on the phone.

"I know Wade, love you. Be safe. I will. Bye-bye." Peter says into the phone before putting it away.

"Hey, Mr. Stark! Hi everyone!" Peter says smiling.

Everyone waved or said hello back.

"Peter come here, come here," Tony says with a devilish smirk on his face.

Peter shrugs and walked over.

"Yeah?"

"Try and pick that up for me alright? A little experiment I'm doing." Tony says, twisting the truth a bit.

Peter shrugs and walks over to the hammer.

He grabs it with both hands, and with super-strength, pulled.

The hammer comes straight up at him, knocking him out.

Everyone starts freaking out.

Natasha was laughing cause it was unexpected and it even caught her off guard.

Tony was being a mother-hen and freaking out.

After a few minutes, Peter woke up to half the Avengers laughing, the other half freaking out, and Tony desperately talking to Pepper on the phone.

He groaned in pain as he sat up.

"What happened...." He asked.

"Peter oh thank god you're alright!" Tony yells, hugging him.

"Let's get you to the med bay and check if you got a concussion or anything," Tony says, helping him up.

"Was that the real thing?" Peter asks, his vision going dizzy for a bit.

"Yup. Looks like your worthy kiddo." Tony says proudly.

"Wooooohooooo," Peter says, deliriously.

Tony chuckled.

"What am I gonna do with you kid?"

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I'm writing on my phone right now, which I haven't done in ages.

And damn it feels weird.

Anyways I'm on a road trip.

I'm going back home- or well my old home for New Years.

I'm honestly excited to see my family.

Before I used to not give a damn but I missed them.

Anyways expect a few more updates today (hopefully).

Love you my demons.

Live, Laugh, Lie.

Posted on: 12/31/19

Edited on: 4/1/2020

Word Count: 620

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