Spider-Man & the Avengers One-Shots

What you bloody had for breakfast!

Irondad and Spiderson
Description: Nat has been teaching Peter Russian and her, Peter and Bucky creep the shit out of Tony
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"Итак, как прошел твой день, маленький паук?" So how was your day little spider? Nat asked me when I got homw from School.

"Это было нормально" It was okay. I replied. It really wasn't though, flash had locked me in a locker again. MJ got me out though.

Natasha gave me a disapproving look before going back to the book she was reading, she knew I was lying.

"Вы говорите по-русски?" You speak Russian? Bucky questioned, looking surprised.

" Да, тетя Нат учился мне!" Yeah, aunt Nat has been teaching me! I replied joyfully, I loved time with Nat.

"Okay can someone tell me what the hell-"

"язык." Language.

"Is going on here." An extremely confused Tony started, "because for all I know you could be planning on how to blow up the universe, or maybe what you bloody had for breakfast!"

"У меня был тост." I had toast. Aunt Nat stated with a shrug.

"О, у меня были болеители." Oh, I had Cheerios. I said, but in a hateful voice staring at Tony.

He looked back at me petrified before I burst out laughing.

"Не волнуйся Тони, он тебя любит." Don't worry Tony, he loves you. Bucky said after me, glaring at Tony and spitting his words.

"Смотрите, как вы его собственным отцом." See's you as his own father. Aunt Nat spoke, continuing the act.

By now Tony has a petrified look on his face, who wouldn't be scared with two super assassins talking in a different language whilst glaring at you intently.

I couldn't hold myself in and burst out laughing, the other two also probably would have, well, if they weren't deadly assassins.

"Am I missing something here... or..." Tony spoke, still confused.

"Don't worry, I won't kill you." I said running up and hugging him.

"Yeah but it's not you I'm worried about." He glared at the assassins before picking me up.

"Bedtime Pete."

Even though I have very capable legs, Tony carried me to my room before plonking me down and going back to the living room where Nat and Bucky where.

Tony Stark's PoV
I glared at the disapprovingly. "Stop corrupting my son."

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AGHAGHAGABAGAHAGA
One day late, gunna publish then realised I was at my grandmas with no wigi, and it turns out I ran out of data, lucky me.

Anyway it's Easter so I have 2 weeks off school, yayyayayayay haha

Aaaaany way, hope yal has a good April fools day and not too many parks happened to u, I pranked my friends, forging an email that school was closed 😁

Hope whoever's English is having a good Easter break and if your American, well I hope yal have fun with whatever your doing as I had no idea

Byeeee

-Spidey