Spider-Man & the Avengers One-Shots

Spiderman speaking in Spanish is sooooo hot!!!!

Peter Parker
Description: Oeter needs to revise for an assessment, seems Spidey does too.

⚠️Do Not Try Translate Spanish it would just a waste of time and it's all at the end⚠️

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Peter Parker's PoV
I laughed at the joke Ned had made as I put some books in my locker.

"Anyway Peter, you ready for the Spanish oral Assessment ?" He asked as we started walking to class.

"Spanish Oral Assessment????" I questioned. "When is that."

He turned to stare at me, lookin at me like I had just told him I was giving up Spider-Man or something.

"You don't know?" He questioned, hoping I was joking.

I looked at him extremely confused.

"Omg your not kidding." He realised. "We are having our official Spanish Assessments!!!!! Reading, speaking, listening and writing...  the next is speaking... it's tomorrow!!!!" He exclaimed.

I was fucked.

"Wait So Ned what do I need to know?!?!" I asked frantically.

"So you need a one minute to one minute thirty food on your hobbies food or family, though it has to include all the things in this checklist, then understand these 18 sentences off by heart and know how to answer them, then be able to pretend that Miss Dominges is your friend and role pay with her!!!!!"

"Send me that photo Ned." I told him as we separated for classes.

I had some revising to do.

~time skip~

I swan dived off the building, ready to web my way back up across the buildings.

"Bank robbery on 31st street." Karen alerted me as I started swinging that way. "Now, start repeating your speech."

I rolled my eyes, as soon I had got in the suit Karen was adamant that I revised.

"A las siete de la mañana tomo el desayuno.  Durante el desayuno no solo como pan sino también manzanas porque creo que es sabroso, pero no como albóndigas porque no creo que sean saludabl-." I muttered as I swung, cut off on the last word dodging a bullet.

I webbed down the watchman before continuing, revising and fighting.

"Por la tarde dos almorzamos.  Durante el almuerzo a menudo como ver-" Doged another bullet.

"-duras y bebo café porque creo que las verduras y el café en compara-" Anothwr few bullets my way, another man down.

"Hey Spidey you muttering to yourself, you going loco or some shit." A cocky guard taunted.

"-ción con los fideos y la leche son mucho más deliciosos!" I said ferociously in his direction, I'm guessing he understood what I was saying, obviously being confused at why Spider-Man would be comparing something delicious to noodles and milk in the middle of a battle.

"Las seis de la tarde a menudo no solo como pescado sino también como cordero asado porque creo que es saludable," I continued speaking as we fought , probably this actually being to my advantage as he was extremely confused at why I had decided to go into detail in what I eat for dinner, especially in the middle of a fight, and in Spanish, I know I'd be confused.

"pero no bebo té porque no creo que sea saludable." I said to him after having webbed him down.

He laughed. "Let me guess, next your going to tell me what you eat for breakfast." He said smirking.

I frowned and shook my head. "No, next is what my friend eats, and then how and where I eat fruit." I said before going off to capture the rest of the bank robbers.

Just as I promised to mr cocky man I told them all about what my friends don't like,  A mi amiga y a su mamá no les gusta beber agua porque piensan que son repugnantes, and then all about what I eat when and where, De lunes a viernes en la cocina, como todo tipo de fruta, pero los fines de semana en la cocina no como todos los niños de fruta., but sadly a fight usually lasts more than one minute thirty so Karen got to ask me some of the questions as well.

The next day I came into school with Ned. "So, you prepared for the test?" He askwd.

"Yup, I did loads of revision." I replied smiling.

He nodded at me before we continued walking.

A group of girls who we past us, all crowded around a phone. "Omg have you seen this!" One of them squealed. "Spider-Man talking in Spanish is soooooo hot." They cooed.

I couldn't stop grinning as we walked away and Ned pulled me over.

"You revised whilst fighting crime!!!"

"Yup." I replied. "Told you I did lots of revision."

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Duupffupfpupfuufppu I did this because today I had a mandarin speaking assessment, one out of 4, we did writing 2 weeks ago, so yeah I just translated the English of my paragraph into Spanish 😂

But yeah we had the 18 questions, 1.30 paragraph, it was stressful, and for all yal that acc want to know wtf he was saying, not that interesting 😂

I morning seven eat breakfast. during breakfast I not only eat bread but also eat apples because I think tasty but I not eat dumplings because I think not healthy. I afternoon two eat lunch. during lunch I often eat vegetables and drink coffee because I think vegetables and coffee compared to noodles and milk much more delicious. Evening six I often not only eat fish but also eat roast lamb because I think healthy but I not drink tea because I think unhealthy. my friend and her mum not like to drink water because they think disgusting. I Monday to Friday in kitchen eat all kinds of fruit but I weekend in kitchen not eat all kids of fruit.

How fabulous.

But anyway I think I did okay on my Assessment, my paragraph was will, don't know about Peters, and then I got a sentence wrong but think I did okay on the role play, except for the fact that I failed to understand a question that was acc written in English on the paper in front of me

Anyway booiiiiii

-Spidey