Utaite OneShots [On Hold]

Hashiyan//はしやん

"Ha~shi~yan!"

"Hm? What is it, (Y/N)?"

Approaching him quietly, I threw my arms around his neck.
He turned his head, looking into my eyes.

"Are you craving my attention so much that you need to get on my nerves?"

I huffed, walking around the sofa to take a seat beside him.

"Don't think too high of yourself, mister.  I'm just trying to seduce you."

He sighed.

"Wasn't it your highness' idea to take part in no nut november?"

"Yes, because I wanted to frustrate you so that you'd eventually break and give in, but now it's no fun anymore. We didn't do it in almost four weeks! Can you imagine? Four! Goddamn! Weeks! Four weeks Hashiyan! Four-"

"I get it, stop repeating that!"

"But it's been so long! Sleep with me!"

"No."

"Wha-"

Shocked about the sudden rejection, which I did not expect, I took all the cushions we had on our white sofa and stuffed them into his face.

"Hey- Mmhph-!"

"Take that, you idiot! How dare you refuse such an offer!?"

Dodging my arms he stole the cushions and attacked me in return.

"Puwah-! Now I've got feathers in my mouth..."

"Mmhhmm! A-Air-!!"

"It was your idea, so we're going through with it. Like it or not."

I coughed when he released me, taking a deep breath.

"Alright! You'll see! I'll get you to do me!"

"Have fun."

Pouting, I stormed off into my room, preparing the first steps for my seduction plan.

.................................

Everything was perfect.
Nothing could go wrong with this plan!

... At least I hoped that. 

Now I just got to take action!

"Hashiyaaaan~?"

"What is it again- Oh..."

'Ha, I got him!'

"Isn't it a bit cold in that cat costume? It's almost winter, babe. You should dress up properly."

Without adding anything or even moving an inch he turned his head back towards the laptop that was placed on his lap.

The place where I should be sitting!

"You can't be serious! Your girlfriend is standing in front of you, half-naked, clad in just a cat costume and you still refuse!?"

"I don't get what's your problem."

"I don't get your problem!! I won't give up!"

I stormed off again, not noticing the blushing redhead I left behind in the living room.

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"Shit, shit,  shit! Why won't it work!? Ugh...!"

Lost in frustration I teared off the costume, throwing myself onto the bed to hide my face in the cushions.
I didn't have any other plans anymore, I seriously had to endure this for the last days of November.
Why did I come up with this utterly stupid idea in the first idea?
I'm so stupid...!