Mumbo: *screaming into the void*
Grian: *screams louder to assert dominance*
Xisuma: should we stop them
Iskall: nah I want to see who wins
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Scar: *sneezes like a kitten*
Cub: awww you have kitten sneezes!
Scar: *stares at Cub annoyed*
Cub: are you trying to be threatening because your still adorable.
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Ren: *singing*
Doc in his head: say he's good... no say he's okay.
Doc: your gay
Doc: shit...
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Xisuma: how come whenever something happens it's always you three or you three?
Tango:
Impulse:
Bdubs:
Mumbo:
Iskall:
Grian: we are the definition of chaos.
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Mumbo: why Grian. Why are you like this?
Grian: if I'm being perfectly honest I don't know.
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Zedaph: what did you think was running through my veins?
Impulse: coffee
Xisuma: Red Bull
Iskall: 5 hour energy
Tango: a combination of all three.
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Joe: turns out Cleo both talks in her sleep and sleep walks...
False: what does she say?
Cleo: *alseep* what the fuck did you say. I'm gonna break your legs...
Cleo: *runs into wall* square the fuck up thot.
False: oh...
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Scar: *on top of a tower of chests*
Grian: uhh what are you doing?
Scar: I'm an almighty warrior!
Grian: yeah I'm calling cub...
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*on the tea cup ride at Disney*
Iskall & Stess: *spinning slowly chatting*
Tango, Impulse & Zedaph: *screamimg** spinning at the speed of light and gets yeeted into the stratosphere*
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Impulse: did it hurt...
Tango: when I fell from heaven... seriously you to be more creative.
Zedaph: no when you rose from hell? Cause your smoking
Tango: are you calling me hot?
Impulse: NO YOUR ON FIRE YOU OBLIVIOUS SWINE!
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Iskall: you played me like a fiddle!
Mumbo: fiddles are hard to play, I played you like the cheep kazoo you are.
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Xisuma: wanna see a butterfly?
Doc: please don't
Xisuma: *throws butter*
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Stress: *angry* you don't know what I'm capable of
Everybody else: don't take this personally but I feel like I'm being threatened by a cupcake.
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Xisuma: what is the stupidest thing you've done?
Grian & all of team ZIT: bold of you to assume I've reached peak dumbass.
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Xisuma: what were you thinking before you did this?
Grian:
Tango:
Impulse:
Zedaph:
Doc:
Ren:
Mumbo:
Iskall:
Cleo:
Bdubs:
Scar:
Cub:
False:
Joe: they probably didn't think at all.
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TFC: in every group there's the dumb one.
Everybody: *points at grian*
Grian: really
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Xisuma: *sorta singing?* fuck this shit I'm out.
Xisuma: *yeets self into the void*
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Scar, Cleo, false, Zed, tango, grian, and ren: we got you a present!
Joe: *opens gift to reveal a mug that
says #1 Dad* do you guys seriously see me as a father figure?
Joe: ok fine. it's like crack to me!
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Grian: * licks the cookie Mumbo was about to eat* I licked it there for its mine.
Mumbo: *licks Grian*
Grian: *blushing* you smooth bastard
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Keralis: how's the most beautiful person doing today?
Bdubs: idk how are you
Keralis: *chokes on air* I'm good
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Doc: you must have a strong force of gravity, because I can't help but be attracted to you.
Ren: * oblivious* what does that even mean? You know I don't understand smart people stuff.
Doc:...
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Grian & Zedaph: let us make this clear
Grian & Zedaph: we don't know things
Grian & Zedaph: we don't get stuff
Grian & Zedaph: and we don't understand things
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Hermitcraft oneshots and other hermit things (Hiatus)
FanfictionThis will be a book of whatever hermitcraft related ideas I have. I do ship the hermits Minecraft personas ONLY. There will be no shipping of real life people! So if the shipping bothers you DO NOT READ THIS BOOK it will be full of it! Also I will...
