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Flirt fest (oneshot)

Trigger warnings: suggestive language.

3rd person POV:

It was one of those days again... where Ren was bored so he decided to pass the time by seeing how many people he can get to blush.

He started with his neighbors who lived in the jungle next to the Mesa.

First up Grian.

Grian's POV:

"Hey Ren what are you up to?"
Ren sat down next to me
"Nothing much, but has anyone ever told you that your red sweater brings out your eyes."
I could feel my face heat up slightly.
"1 down many more to go." He said amused.
And then he left.

Scar's POV:
I needed to do some villager trading so I was visiting my village. Then Ren appeared.

"Well hello there Ren."
He got kinda close to me, so much so our foreheads were almost touching...
"Scar."

"Uhh Ren, why are you so close...?"

"Because your cute."
And cue my face going bright red, I pushed him back.

"I'm sorry, but I'm a taken man. And you know this Ren!"

"Yes, 2 for 2!"

I'm confused as he flies off.

Iskall's POV:
I was building another addition to my omega tree, when Ren landed next to me.

"Hallo Ren. Thanks for the oak logs."

"Your Welcome, but I'll give you my log if ya want." He whispered into my ear.
Soo I pushed him off the branch we were standing on.
I should of expected this from Ren.

In the Chat:
RentheDog fell from a high place.
<Iskall85> lmao you deserved it.

Stress's POV:
I was workin on me base in the jungle, when Ren arrived.
"HI Ren!"

"Hey stress, your base and you look lovely."

Of course he would do this

"REN" "NO GET OUT! GET OUT RENTHEDOG!"

"3 out 4"

"REN"

Bdubs POV:
I was decorating the interior of one of my buildings when Ren stopped by.

"Hey Ren, How are you?"

"Bdubs, has anyone ever told you that your interiors are almost as pretty as you?"

My face is now as red as my bandanna.
"N - N NO! REN YOU ARE DOCS BOYFRIEND !"

He just laughed.

"GOSH DARNNIT REN!"

In the Chat.

<Stressmonster101> Rens in one of his flirty moods again!
<Grian>you too
<GoodTimesWithScar> we should be used to this by now
<Iskall85> that's Ren for ya
<Bdouble0100> I'll have Doc deal with him
<Docm77> hey we all know I have no control over this.

False's POV:
I was not surprised when Ren showed up at my base, after reading the chat.

"Ren don't you dare think about flirting with me. Or you'll be at the receiving end of my sword!"

"Your hair it's a beautiful as the sun that lights out world."

In the Chat:

RentheDog was slain by FalseSymmetry using [Don't flirt with me Ren].
<GoodTimesWithScar> lol
<Docm77> he should of seen that coming.
<Iskall85> oh Ren what will we ever do with you...
<XisumaVoid> do you just have a separate sword for killing Ren when he flirts with you?!!!
<FalseSymmetry> yes.

Cleo's POV:
If Ren thinks he's gonna flirt with me he's wrong.

"Hi Cleo!"

He's arrived time to ensue fear into the wolf hybrid.

"REN IF YOU FLIRT WITH ME I SWEAR TO THE END I WILL BREAK YOUR LEGS!"
That should scare him off.

"Noted." And he was gone again.

Tango's POV:
I couldn't help but chuckle at what was going on. But what Ren doesn't know was that I've got a few things up my sleeve, and it was only a matter of time before Ren showed up.

And I was right he showed up a few minutes later.

"So Ren, what have you been up to lately?" I smirked.

"I was gonna ask the same about you and your pretty face."

Let the fun begin.

(Fourth wall break: Forgive me but I'm gonna make Tango a dramatic lust demon now... you'll get your eye bleach at the end don't worry. And no I don't ship Tango and Ren, I just thought this would amusing... don't worry teamZit is still a thing. Now back to your regularly scheduled program)

"Oh so you think im pretty. But in reality I'm nothin, you Ren are hotter than all the lava in the nether." I said walking up real close to him.

"..."

The best way to make Ren flustered is to catch him off guard.

I walked up close to, grabbed his waist with one arm and gently rested my other hand by his wolf ear.

He was already blushing.

"Embarrassed already Ren. You tease. Your a diamond in a pile of dirt Ren, you realize that right." I whispered into his ear.

I leaned him back.  And it was at that moment that I gave the signal to Impulse and Zedaph.

*click*

Impulse and Zedaph took a picture. And I dropped Ren, and I started laughing historically.

"Thanks Impy, thanks Zed. Good job. We caught the flirt!"
"Ohh Doc is gonna love this pic Ren!" I laughed before walking back over to my boyfriends.

Ren was speechless, and as red as a tomato.

In the Chat.

<Zedaph> we got Ren
<TangoTek> heck yeah we did. Lmao
<RentheDog> ok you won that time....
<Docm77> o_0
<ImpulseSV> XD
<TangoTek> Doc we have a photo you might like :D

Ren's POV:
So far my flirting today has ended with me dying twice. Being threatened twice. Out flirted and tricked once. And yelled at like five times.

I decided to just call it quits and just flirt with Doc.

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*vigorously yeets bleach around*

Soooo I may or may not have drank some like  highly caffeinated iced teas an hour ago.... my brain+caffeine=whatever the hell this one shot was.

But for now, Keep swimming my little fishies!
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