My Brain: rendoc incorrect quotes
Me: yes
My Brain: iskall is over protective third wheel
Me: Y E S
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Iskall: *barges into Rens room* WAKE UP SLEEPY HEAD!
Ren: ......Huh
Doc: *rises from the spot next to Ren* what the fuck man.
Iskall: *dies of laughter*
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Ren: OWO
Doc: UWU
Iskall: what the fuck Is an owo or an uwu
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Ren: how loud would it be if every cat meowed at the same time?
Doc: The average cat meow is 65/75dB, above speaking volume but below shouting. There are approximately 2 billion cats in the world. So, by that math, 130 to 150 dB, which is about 100 million dragons all roaring at once.
Ren:
Ren: Cat-astrophically loud!
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Iskall: *looks at Doc and Ren*
Iskall: two bro's chilling in a hot tub five inches apart cus they're quite gay.
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Doc: I once watched Ren eat electrical tape right off the roll. He thought it was a fruit by the foot that had gone bad....
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Doc: what would you do if I took you out?
Ren: out of my what? Comfort zone?
Iskall: he means on a date ren........
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Ren: on a scale of 1-10 what's your favorite color of the alphabet?
Ren: mines a heart
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Iskall: Ren is like my little brother
Iskall: if you hurt him
Iskall: I'll fucking murder you and mount your head to a wall!
Doc: ...ok
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Doc: wee snaw
Doc: wee snaw
Doc: wee snaw
Ren: snaw wee
Doc: You fool. You absolute buffoon. You think you can challenge me in my own realm? You think you can rebel against my authority? You dare come into my house and upturn my dining chairs and spill coffee grounds in my Keurig? You thought you were safe in your chain mail armor behind that screen of yours. I will take these laminate wood floor boards and destroy you. I didn't want war. But I didn't start it.
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Doc: i want to show you a picture from last night that really upsets me.
Ren: okay, but in my Defence iskall bet me 50cents that I couldn't drink all that shampoo
Doc: that's not what I wanted to—
You drank shampoo?
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Ren: *arms Open as he approaches random hermits* hug?
Stress: sure
XBC: why not
Xisuma: of course
Tango: ..... sure dude
Zedaph: yes
Iskall: *sighs* fine come here
Bdubs: alright
Etho: perhaps
Grian: ok
Doc: no
Ren: *sad noises*
Doc: *kisses Ren instead*
Everybody else: ಠ_ಠ
Ren: *blushing madly*
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Iskall: Ren would throw himself infront of a car for you.
Doc: Ren would throw himself infront of a car for fun.
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Doc: why can't you ever be normal!?
Ren: screams
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Ren: Your my hero
Doc: all i did was catch your plate of chicken nuggets before it hit the floor.
Ren: but you did it heroically
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Doc: how do you like coffee?
Ren: as dark as my soul
Doc: so white chocolate latte?
Ren: yes.
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Hermitcraft oneshots and other hermit things (Hiatus)
FanfictionThis will be a book of whatever hermitcraft related ideas I have. I do ship the hermits Minecraft personas ONLY. There will be no shipping of real life people! So if the shipping bothers you DO NOT READ THIS BOOK it will be full of it! Also I will...
