This will be a book of whatever hermitcraft related ideas I have.
I do ship the hermits Minecraft personas ONLY. There will be no shipping of real life people! So if the shipping bothers you DO NOT READ THIS BOOK it will be full of it!
Also I will...
NEW SHIP NEW SHIP NEW SHIP NEW SHIP NEW SHIP NEW SHIP NEW SHIP NEW SHIP
If you haven't noticed I have a new ship
Evil Xisuma x Hels x Badtimeswithscar
Badtimeswithscar: Simply called badtimes (anybody else feel he needs a name? Because he can't be called scar, I refuse to do so) Is a lot like scar just sassier He's just super sassy and a legitimate smart ass Isn't actually evil just misunderstood Clumsy af Still cowboy clothing didn't want to be wizard like scar Head over heels for Ex and Hels When stressed instead of committing arson he bakes. Somewhat Easily flustered
Evil Xisuma: I decided to give him an actual name Xerxes Most people just say Ex or Exy The biggest derp Sassy sarcasm Discarded the red armor most of the time, instead wears black ripped jeans with chains and a dark red hoodie still wears the combat boots and helmet though. F it he's an e-boy. He be albino though. Easily flustered. Commits arson with Hels when stressed.
Hels: Goes by Hels and Helsie (only by Ex and Badtimes) Sarcastic bastard smart ass Still wears knight armor Loves to make Ex and Badtimes blush Will commit arson with Ex when stressed Tries to be tuff
Like seriously the incorrect quotes from the last part I love sooooo much They fit soooo well
Like seriously here are screen shots of them in cases you missed
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I love this too much
They rival team zits chaotic factor Possibly just as chaotic
*gasp* I wanna write a double date between evil trio and team zit that could be fun
