This will be a book of whatever hermitcraft related ideas I have.
I do ship the hermits Minecraft personas ONLY. There will be no shipping of real life people! So if the shipping bothers you DO NOT READ THIS BOOK it will be full of it!
Also I will...
I'll probably end up doing a few of these over time
Also I'm writing this because I can't sleep, and need to distract myself before I scream
Also I really wanted to write this but I wasn't too sure how.
Sooo enjoy my train if thoughts at three in the damn morning
Also I'm doing that weird these stories are connected on the same timeline again but the plots don't really intertwined kinda thing... so sorry if there's confusion. 😅
Couldn't figure out how to write it so I decided to do some incorrect quotes first 😅
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TFC: be careful ZIT: aren't we always? TFC: no, the word your thinking of is reckless.
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Grian: life is weird and things happen. Grian: but in the end we are all human beans. Grian: beings* Zedaph: and together we will rice. Impulse: lettuce pray. Tango: ramen. TFC: what did I just witness?
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Tango: hey mind if I strip the skin off the furby? Tango: I want to make him a god. Once he is free of his sinful flesh he can begin the path towards enlightenment. He will take care of us. Tango: also I just really want to hack his circuits. TFC: TFC: I literally could not care less, just don't say anything that terrifying ever again.
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TFC: I've only know team zit for 3 days! But if anything happened to them I would kill everybody in this room and then my self!
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I have an idea and ima run with it this takes place just before my 1k special oneshot. I have difficulty writing platonic zit I'm sorry😅
TFC's POV: (Flashback) *smack*
I heard the sound of something hitting my base. Before promptly getting a message on my communicator.
ImpulseSV experienced kinetic energy
I just rolled my eyes and went to gather up his stuff.
A few minutes later he returned, thankfully not hitting the side of the wall again.
I could tell he must have had a thousand thoughts going through his head.
"Hello Impulse what brings you here today?"
He proceeded to go on a long rant. He sounded both excited and panicked. Turns out he was planning on proposing to tango and Zedaph on their 1000 days.
"You have nothing to be worried about, just go with the flow and things should turn out fine"
"Thanks, I hope your right."
Ohohhhh I'm sooooo meddling. For my own amusement. They are MY theoretical boys and my goals are beyond the hermits understanding. I shall embarrass them in a good way.
So I made a group chat with everyone minus those three.
Time skip to a few days later.
What the hermits planned for the three was absolutely hilarious. They appeared from bushes singing even I sang a little.
But now there was a silence, everyone waiting for what was to happen next so I spoke up.
"Oh come on just ask them already"
And he did, he had proposed.
(End of flashback)
[im sorry i really tried to write this but my brain was like nooooooooooooooooooo no no I'm shutting off flow of creative juices, no team zit adopted by tfc for this author. But my heart was like write thissssssssss you need this in your life so I'm ending it here]
About 500 words. ______________________________ This really didn't turn out how I wanted.....
Can I tell y'all something. My current objective in writing isn't to produce parts It's a distraction right now ;-; my birther has been coming over a lot and I'm genuinely writing to keep myself from murdering her.... that's why the amount of parts has increased again. I slowed down to make more thought out parts, only to speed up again.
But for now, Keep swimming my little fishies! Much love, SharkBait.
