Ok look, I'm not saying that I'm writing this because I'm bored and found it hilarious, but I'm writing this because I'm bored and found it hilarious.
I'm making etho sick of everyone's shit, lol
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XBC: could I buy you a drink?
Etho: no, but I'll take the money instead.
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Beef: I'm a photographer, I've been looking for a face like yours.
Etho: I'm a plastic surgeon, I've been looking for a face like yours.
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Bdubs: hi, didn't we go on a date once? Or was it twice.
Etho: must have been once, I never make the same mistake twice.
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Doc: how did you get to be so beautiful?
Etho: I must have gotten your share.
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Cub: will you go out with me this weekend?
Etho: sorry I'm having a headache this weekend.
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Cleo: your face must turn a few heads.
Etho: and yours must turn a few stomachs.
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False: go on, don't be shy, ask me out.
Etho: ok, get out.
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Grian: I think I could make you very happy.
Etho: why? Are you leaving?
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Hypno: what would you say if I asked you to marry me?
Etho: nothing, I can't talk and laugh at the same time.
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Impulse: could I have your name?
Etho: why? Don't you already have one?
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Iskall: haven't I seen you some place before?
Etho: yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.
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Jevin: shall we go see a movie?
Etho: I've already seen it.
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Keralis: where have you been all my life?
Etho: hiding from you.
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Mumbo: is this seat empty?
Etho: yes, and this seat will be if you sit down.
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Scar: where have you been all my life?
Etho: where I'll be the rest of your life- in your wildest dreams
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Ren: I think You're the best looking guy here.
Etho: really? Well I'd better go find the best person then, hadn't I.
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Stress: so Baby, your Place or mine?
Etho: both! You'll go to yours, and I'll go to mine.
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Tango: I know how to please a man.
Etho: then please leave me alone.
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Wels: I want to give my self to you.
Etho: sorry I don't except cheap gifts.
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Xisuma: you look like a dream.
Etho: then go back to sleep.
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Zedaph: if I could rewrite the alphabet I would put u and I together.
Etho: good thing you can't.
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XBC: I can tell that you want me.
Etho: yeah, I want you to leave.
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Bdubs: I looked up beautiful in the thesaurus and your name was included.
Etho: that's funny, I saw your name next to filthy.
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Tango: you look like an angel.
Etho: and you look like my sleep paralysis demon.
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Ren: hello im Ren, but you can call me anytime 😘
Etho: sorry phones broken.
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